Apr 2, 2019
@doorknobwielder
“MEET ME IN THE BACK OF THE DENNY’S PARKING LOT BITCH.”
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@doorknobwielder
“MEET ME IN THE BACK OF THE DENNY’S PARKING LOT BITCH.”
doorknobwielder replied to your post: “WHICH PUNK-ASS MOTHERFUCKER SUPER-GLUED THE...
Weird. I thought I did that to the girl’s restroom. Guess I got it confused with your personal bathroom.
“You’ve got three seconds to start running. One...”
He’s... weirdly defensive about toilets. Also defensive about his personal space. Your target being the girl’s bathroom doesn’t help your case, Wade.
doorknobwielder replied to your post “❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜”
having a healing factor means you can do as much dumb shit as you want and only be incapacitated for a few hours at worst
and then you do it all again! endless entertainment!
doorknobwielder replied to your post: “Even if it’s tempting to go all out today,...
do you need someone to make sure YOU don’t go overboard? i can’t get drunk so i mean
“Thank you for the offer, but I’ll be fine! Beer and whisky aren’t really my thing, so I usually decline today. Not to mention, there’s a greater need for designated drivers than usual, if you know what I mean.”
doorknobwielder replied to your post:
that’s MY daughter ur eyeballing, duchess
need i remind you who you’re talking to?
❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜
bad ideas | memes (accepting)
Oh it was such a bad idea, probably the worst idea but he seemed like the kind of guy who once he had his mind set on something there was no going back. Sure it was a horrendous idea, but damn it would be fun.
She had to immortalise this moment forever.
“Okay, okay, wait...” She angled her phone and pressed record. “Go!”
’ You smell like a lawn mower. ’
lilo & stitch sentence starters | memes (accepting)
“I do not!” She lifted an arm to smell her pits just to be sure. What does that even mean? She huffed. “Well you smell like my grandma’s basement!”
“Well, you’re definitely a HERO in my book.”
heroes guilt | memes (accepting)
“Aw, ya really mean that?!” Superheroing was hard; you can’t kill anyone, you have to protect those who can’t fend for themselves, you have to save cats from trees and whatever else superheroing entails... it was hard work, but she tries her best... even if things end up getting a little... messy.
She wiped the blood off her hands and shoved the unconscious assailant’s body into a nearby bush. “Thanks! I appreciate ya appreciatin’ my hard work!”
At least she didn’t kill someone. This time.