#doppio's head

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Vanilla: "Would you like to watch a movie over popcorn tonight?"

Tippy: "I'd love to...but the sofa is full of severed heads."

(The heads are all piled up on the couch bickering over the remote)

Jonathan: "Which channel is the saturday morning movie block?"

Erina: "Hey, I was waiting for the baking competition!"

Speedwagon: "Do they have Discovery Channel?"

Zeppeli: "And now I'm gonna miss the cooking show."

Caesar: "That can wait, Grampa! I got to see the next episode of that drama soap opera!"

Sorbet and Gelato: "Give us the remote! We were watching the epic pranks show!"

Doppio: "Do you have Disney Channel?"

Squalo and Tiziano: "Don't you have something more romantic on TV?"

Straizo and Dire: "We've never watched TV before."

Alessi and Steely Dan: *buried at the bottom of the pile with their faces pressed into the couch* "MMPH! MMMMMMFFFF!" MMMGHMGGMMM!"

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[sapphire-heart-tippy]

(in the middle of Headucation class)

jonathan: "...so the most important thing to remember when writing with your mouth is to use your tongue to--doppio, please! turn off your phone, we're in the middle of class!"

doppio: "i don't have a pho--TURURURURURURU"

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[sapphire-heart-tippy]

ooh doppio is a head!

ok ok but now i can just imagine sorbet and gelato randomly ingesting all sorts of inedible stuff since they have no stomach anyway, and they sort of peer pressure doppio to eat soap or something except like with jonathan and dio everything he eats goes to diavolo's stomach 😂

diavolo: "AGGHH IT BURNS" *dies and respawns 10 seconds later*

sorbet: *hops over with a bottle of drain cleaner* "do it again"

PRETTY MUCH 🤣😭 poor Diavolo... Doppio, stop drinking the anti freeze!! I know it's sweet-

And they're all drinking it out of martini glasses...

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

DOPPIO IS ALSO A HEAD! does he attend headucation classes?

Vanilla: *gently places Doppio on one of the desks* Behave yourself, your other half is busy dying and respawning so it'll take a while for him to pick you up from class

Diavolo: *from the other room* I'M NOT DOING IT ON PURPOSE!!!

Jonathan: Welcome, dear friend! It's good to have another student here. I suppose we should try our hand- er I mean, mouths in doing some hand writing!.... I mean mouth writing!

Steely Dan: *to Alessi* Check out this pink haired neckhole

Erina: *shoots a blow dart and it lands in Steely Dan's neck, he falls over fast asleep* I love this thing