awh ok so dorcas is just not good with the whole dating thing!!! she never had an actual boyfriend up until her last year in hogwarts, but even then it was like, maybe a month or two before she got bored and broke up with him. then she started to hang out with older dudes wink wink and eventually came upon emrys god bless his soul. i actually... think she loved him very much, but of course, she broke up with him because she was worried that she would get bored of him later on, and that seeing him heartbroken would be better sooner than later. then she went back to hanging out with older men!!!!!!!1!1!!1!11!! then she dated gabe for like, three days but that was a total disaster so they both agreed to stop it and just go back to being best friends and roommates lol. (but they'll occasionally make out... and by make out i mean dorcas like straddles him out of the blue when they're watch tv etc etc) AND THIS IS when i come to the plot i sort of see for her in the future? she meets this one guy and ugh everything is great and they dated and like, six months later they get married and she loves him and everything is cute etc etc. she also probably gets pregs (jk yes she does). but just as in blue valentine (oh man doomed relationships are the fcking best) they end up always fighting and she'll get mad at him for not having a decent job ("i'm a fucking curse breaker and you do NOTHING") and he'll get mad at her for her wandering eyes (she's obviously way bored of him, and i wouldn't put it past her to cheat) and then they end up splitting and dorcas gives up on having serious relationships till she dies! the end!!!!!