#dorcasdeadowes

[beetlemancy]

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🤝 - offscreen npc i most want to meet

     Essek’s brother! Who is he?!? What is his deal?! Is he like Essek at all? Is he like the complete opposite? Does he know what Essek’s been up to? How does HE feel about their father? Also, what about their mom???

[kissingagrumpygiant]

came for the dragon age stayed for the widojest

Foolish

[luckthebard]

Hi! In regards to the post about matt’s tweaks to resurrection: revivify only takes an action to cast so it would always be exempt from the rule (if I’m remembering correctly he allowed revivify to be cast without rolling for anything in the first campaign)

From Matt’s rules and from that post:

“If a spell with a casting time of 1 action is used to attempt to restore life (via the Revivify spell or similar effects), no contribution skill checks are allowed. The character casting the spell makes a Rapid Resurrection check, rolling a d20 and adding their spellcasting ability modifier. The DC is 10, increasing by 1 for each previous successful resurrection the character has undergone. On a failure, the character’s soul is not lost, but the resurrection fails and increases any future Resurrection checks’ DC by 1. No further attempts can be made to restore this character to life until a resurrection spell with a casting time higher than 1 action is attempted.”

Revivify didn’t require a Skill Challenge. It did require a roll. A single Wisdom check. (spoilers) This was why Revivfy failed on Scanlan in the second Raishan fight - Pike didn’t roll high enough. Jester didn’t roll at all for Cad, which is a change from this rule set.

[widobravely]

Widojest modern au meet in a broken lift

Jester jabbed at the button frantically, swearing under her breath. The lift refused to budge.

"Fuck fuck fuck shit balls motherfucker," she hissed.

The other person in the lift, a redheaded guy with the bluest eyes she'd ever seen--not that she was looking--seemed amused.

"Going somewhere?" he asked sardonically.

Jester turned to him, smoothing her pencil skirt as she did so.

"A new job," she said. "I'm, uh, a personal assistant. Under Mr. Ermendrud. And I can't--I can't be late for my first day, they said when they hired me he was very strict!!! He might, he might fire me immediately if I was late!"

A corner of his thin lips quirked.

"You think he'd be so cruel as to fire someone on their first day for being late because the lift was broken?"

"I don't know!" Jester wailed. "I just! I just want to do well!"

The man smiled--a full, proper smile, teeth and everything, and it was dazzling. Jester's stupid stupid heart skipped a beat.

"I assure you," he said, "Mr. Ermendrud will understand."

Jester smiled at him. "That's a relief to hear. Oh!" She stuck out her hand. "I'm Jester--I mean, Jesenia Lavorre. Everyone calls me Jester, though."

The man took her hand and shook it firmly. "Call me Bren."

[naireides]

one day I’m gonna have a stand up special and it’s gonna start ‘now once there was a television series, produced by the cw...’ ‘I have never seen a single episode but I can tell you a lot about it’ and it’ll go on like that for a while before I end it on ‘genocide daddy’ and then I drop the mic and leave the stage

i would watch that ngl @ netflix give her a show she’s 100x funnier than all men

[bcdaily]

Dawson watching Joey and Pacey’s wedding video while sobbing alone over and over

LOOK AT THESE TWO THO HE WOULD SOB ALL THE TIME 

[fistsandfangs]

lmao how concerning it is for someone to seek recognition for art and engagement jfc

yeah......... it’s really frustrating that people don’t want to let people want to be acknowledged as a valuable human being

[prongsno]

dorcasdeadowes replied to your post “sirius black loving the aristocats but also being conflicted because...”

He loves cats he was besties with crookshanks

sirius, crookshanks and baby harry watching the aristocats together