#dorfort

[wysteir]

oh shit it's a long weekend next week

Maybe I can fort a dwarf, as a treat...

A special treat just for me,,,,,,,

[sugoiney-weaver]

Armok help me, I went Dwarf Mode again

[wysteir]

Last night in dorfort I sent a potential landmine of a dwarf off to conquer a nearby goblin fort and now in hindsight I realize I'm participating in Scheming Advisor Tendencies I'm so fucked

[wysteir]

FLYING GOBLIN??? I don't know, that's scary

[sugoiney-weaver]

oh no! a Forgotten Beast made of steam, with deadly spittle! run, little dwarf child, run! ohhh I hope we get there in time

oh. That was anticlimactic.

[sugoiney-weaver]

I'm super drunk and I've been playing door for just all day but I started watching stranger than fiction and now I want to text my ex

[sugoiney-weaver]

I should give y'all a tour of my fort, Mirrorloves. It's nothing impressive but I'm having fun

(not FUN fun, but just fun)

[sugoiney-weaver]

I've never seen this one before. I just got invaded by a bunch of wild(?) animals and goblins at the same time. I saw in the combat log that a War Tiger was fighting the goblin invaders as soon as they arrived. I thought "I don't have War Tigers, do I?" (I don't)

The messages that appeared were "A vile force of darkness arrives!" for the Goblins, as per usual. And for the animals it said "Ambush! Curse all friends of nature" so I thought that the elves came again. But not a single elf showed up among these dozens of animal invaders.

Shape shifters? very well trained pets? I wish that I had more cage traps set up so I could capture and convert some of these war animals though. how fucking sick would that be