i started writing a doriwall
I want to continue this okay!!!
Sera’s brought a friend to the pub with her.
She’s sitting on a table, knee bobbing up and down, occasionally cackling at something someone says. Her friend leans against the wall next to her, looking down to engage in conversation with Sera’s latest girl. Little or Wittle or something like that, Sera called her. Thom can't remember. Maybe if this one sticks around he’ll bother finding out her actual name. If not, he guesses he’ll let Sera pretend she's not upset about it, and go get a pint with her. And hold the fuzz-head’s hair back when she's sick in the gutter, of course. Same as usual.
Sera’s friend, though, he's something different. Not like the people she usually hangs out with. Something about him sets Thom’s teeth on edge. Sera obviously thinks he's alright though, if she's friends with him. And he obviously gets on with Sera’s girl, if their conversation is anything to go by.
He's pretty, that's all. Thom doesn't trust pretty men, at least not ones that look so slick and polished and insincere as that.
The little group clustered over by the wall obviously notices him looking. Sera grins brightly and waves him over.
“Hey, Beardy!” she calls. “Widdle and Sparkle-butt here need your advice! They're making a trebuchet!”
Ah, Widdle, that was it. And Sparkle-butt. Typical Sera.
“A trebuchet,” Thom says. Now he can kind of see why Sera is hanging around these people.
“A magical trebuchet,” says Sparkle-butt.
“We were going to turn a vacuum cleaner into a marshmallow cannon,” Widdle explains. “But we decided to get a bit more ambitious with our DIY siege engines.”
“Sure, why not,” says Thom, as Sera bounces up and down excitedly on the table.
Anyway the premise is they meet through Sera, and they’re very much each other’s type (Blackwall likes pretty and refined but also kind of smart and dangerous types, see Josie. Dorian likes BIG BEEFY DUDES). Obviously they kind of get on each other’s nerves a bit too, so they have kind of rough hatesex where they both pretend they’re not really into the other, and it’s not terrible but not quite right.
They keep running into each other, a trebuchet gets made, and during a series of amusing hijinks they learn to get along bit better. Then it becomes apparent that Dorian is a bossy bottom who likes being taken care of, and Blackwall is like the biggest service sub the world has ever seen. When they admit to this and just work with it instead of trying to push each other around and pretending to be all tough, it turns out they’re actually pretty sexually compatible and they have a really good time.
Then they have a threesome with Bull or something and he gently doms them both and everyone is happy forever