Harry: *regaining consciousness after a minor Healing procedure* What’s goi-- *sees Draco sitting next to him*
Draco: Hello, there.
Harry: *awed whisper* Oh my god. You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.
Draco: *flatly* Is that right?
Harry: *still gaping stupidly* Are you a Veela?
Draco: No, Harry.
Harry: *gasps* You know my name?!
Draco: Oh, I know a whole lot more than your name.
Harry: *delighted* We know each other?!
Draco: *holds up hand* We’re married, love. *points out Harry’s matching ring*
Harry: *gasps at own hand* Wh--?! *drugged flailing*
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