#dorkiel

[brazenbutterflyfragilewings]

I'm such an attractive human being 😋

[frustrated-fireworks]

dorkiel replied to your post “my friend and i just had a good long talk about songs to never play...”

German naruto theme should ALWAYS play during sex

it totally should

i don't think anyone realizes how seriously i am taking this terrible sex playlist

[spentgladiator]

@Renee

Andrew was working at best buy and theyre really REALLY strict about there ALWAYS being someone in whatever section the person is assigned to and it was an emergency, like the poop was at the door so he snuck off to the employee bathroom and when he got out his boss was in his section and was like "you can go"

[wereberri]

Happy birthday ol' fart

says the queen fart (thank you though uvu)

[wereberri]

i always laugh whenever i go onto our guiding district's facebook group page because there's a bunch of profile pictures of normal women on the top of the page and then there's renee and i as junpei and maizono and i just lose my shit every time.