my friends call me moon unit :3

|| Mew || 32 || western canada || she/they || my carrd || i'm unmanageable and finicky and talk about my cats too much. my life could probably be written in elliott smith lyrics. please talk to me and send me asks and be my friend! (but also i am very shy and slow at responding xD )

[frustrated-fireworks]

okay new obligatory pinned post:

hiyas ^_^ i’m Mew (32, she/they) 

this is my main blog and it’s mostly just bullshit that makes me laugh or whatever i’m hyperfixating on at the time. my personal tag is #mew.talk, and my selfie tag is #a wild mew appears

i am sorta... sporadic on if i feel comfortable or not making personal posts on this blog, but i have a priv/vent blog you can ask to follow if you want, i just don’t post it publicly 💕

i also have a mental health/trauma sideblog @colorful-habit

aaaaand i have a carrd with my about and blacklist and other social media/gaming links on it! 

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[rpfisfine]

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

[beardedmrbean]

[nathanielbuildsatesseract]

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[tmorriscode]

I HC that Sidious put him in upper management specifically to make that hate flow. He looked at Jedi Anakin and thought to himself: what does this guy like? Jumping out of moving vehicles at 30,000 feet? Well, we won’t be doing *gestures at all of Anakin* that. Put this guy in an office.

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[taskmastersource]

TASKMASTER SERIES 22 LINEUP REVEALED!

Chloe Petts, Isy Suttie, Matt Lucas, Nina Conti and Richard Ayoade

[taskmastersource]

TASKMASTER SERIES 22 LINEUP REVEALED!

Chloe Petts, Isy Suttie, Matt Lucas, Nina Conti and Richard Ayoade

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

[neenarchive]

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

they're saying it's the most thursday it's ever been

[thememedaddy]

[bloodraven55]

they see him rolling and not a single person's hating bc he's adorable

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

[frustrated-fireworks]

rare animal encounter! just spotted a rat in the alley behind my apartment 😊

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!