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                                             “ there’s nothing wrong with us...

                   THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH US ! ! ! ”

                          THE FANTASTIC FOUR MORONS OF THE APOCALYPSE !                                                                THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB ! !

                01. HATENERD . 02 & 03. DORKMADE . 04. FXNTASYGEEK                                                            [ temp ]

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I didn't know they allowed 10 year olds on this site - josh

arent u one of fuckn bills friends who also threatened 2 tattle 2 tumblr about me fuck off

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“ you FAT FUCK !! Your ass does not count ‘cause you’re fuckin’ fat !! That’s the only reason you’ve got a ‘ fat ass ’ for fuck sake !! If you were my size, you’d have a flat ass too !! ”

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hey, hey look at me

josh i am this fucking close. stop wasting my fucking time.

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I would give you a solid 2. You have shitty taste in movies / fandom but youre a reputable opponent. I can almost forgive you for committing flat ass crimes - josh

* rate bill on a scale from 1-10 [ ACCEPTING ]

2/10

“ Wow, Josh. Everything you said except for “ reputable opponent ” is INCORRECT. But that’s no surprise, since you’re a dumbfuck. I don’t wanna say my taste is IMPECCABLE, but it’s pretty damn good !! Oh, && guess what ?? There are NO CRIMES against having a flat ass !! My ass doesn’t take up space like yours. && it’s also small && PETITE. Meaning it is cute !! All the boys would love for me to sit in their laps !!  ”

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“You’re awfully quiet for a backup vocalist.”

( 詩 ) -          

        ❝ Nice observation, what the fuck is it to you ?? ❞

   That wasn’t very quiet.

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🔥 pasty ass motherfucker, where's your hairline? underneath all that grease? I dont shower but at least i know better than to not piss in a drawer. (pete) ps: your taste in movies sucks balls, my guy

* ROAST BILL [ always accepting honestly ]

“ GODDAMN, PETE !! sounds to me like you got fuckin’ confused !! you were supposed to roast me, not yourself !! because, uh, anyone with EYEBALLS can see that my hair is full of life !! it is fluffy, puffy, && soft to the touch !! even more so after i showered !! you’re probably jealous that i have so much hair, while yours is thin !! probably why you wear that cap all the time, to hide the fact you’re going bald, isn’t it ?? but nice try, pete, NOT !! your roast SUCKED. tommy could fucking do better !! ”

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josh giving a kiss to bill's cheek. It's his fist. He's punching Bill Dickey

He made only a small ‘ oof !! ’ at the impact. 

But not even a second after the punch had landed on his cheek, Bill was already tackling Josh, fists swinging furiously.