Dec 16, 2025
me thinks thou doth protest too much Dorkin
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me thinks thou doth protest too much Dorkin
I used to follow a small-time goth influencer for a little while. He had like, 100 subs lol. It was a pretty quaint channel, think "27-year-old gives life advice to 23-year-olds" kind of vibe.
Then he faked his own kidnapping and murder lol
I have an evil plan for turning my friends goth
Goths online: Goth is a political movement all about underconsumption and sustainability. It's all about thrifting and DIY. If you ever buy anything from H&M you're a poser. You gotta get everything second-hand, make your own clothes, churn your own butter while you're at it.
Goths in real life: hey how's it going? Wanna see my Temu wishlist?
In my opinion, the line between goth and synthpop is Blue Monday by New Order. More goth than Blue Monday is definitely goth, more pop than Blue Monday is definitely synthpop.
Blue Monday is both goth and synthpop, obviously
I am fascinated by the idea that there is such a thing as a "beginner" punk/goth/emo. The implication is that liking a music genre and the aesthetic associated with it is a skill that requires practice.
Which is true to some extent btw, but it's still interesting to think about
While I do find the trend of posting about those magical creatures called "goth gfs" mildly annoying, I will say that I do tend to select partners based on their music taste, so tbh I kinda get it.
Pain breaks rhythm, breaks rhythm, breaks rhythm, pain, pain breaks rhythm, breaks rhythm, breaks rhythm