#dorm issues

[slippy-sippy]

To my dorm neighbors in my hall

STOP CLOGGING THE DAMN SINK. NO ONE HAS TIME TO CLEAN UP YOUR FREAKING MAKEUP AND SOME FANCY STARBUCKS DRINK. YA'LL ARE NASTY. That is all. Thanks for giving us a sign that you were here. If I find you, I will personally fight you with my chanclas.

[weebfrontier]

... It’s 2am on a Tuesday/Wednesday... Why are my neighbors screwing so loudly? Do they not have class in the morning? (insert internal screaming and external laughter here)

[katethegreatchapsawkwardturtle]

Mother fuckers. If the roommate is asleep, dont turn the lights on. Yes I was trying to sleep. That also means dont fucking talk so damn loud. Ya'll want to talk, take that shit elsewhere. I dont need that shit. I do want sleep. Not all of us stay out all night. Fuck ya'lls asses.

[splendorousserendipity]

Please, tell me more about how my cousins keep getting full rides to fancy colleges because of their "talent on the field and in the classroom" and getting apartments and stuff while I'm just sitting here with my arthritis fighting with a CUNY just to get a dorm room so I don't have to spend four hours getting to and from school.

[kira-chanxxx]

Still mad at these hoes next door . . .

Reporting me for having sex too loud.

I'm not in your room having sex, were all in college it's going to happen! play some damn music, watch tv, read a book, go outside, instead of reporting my ass to the RA, thinking I was having sex a with guy. I'm lesbian, the only boy that comes in my room is gay! 

ugh, yall can leave now for the summer, don't live next door to me next year, I'm just going to have more loud sex.

[chengchungchank-blog]

Room Cleaners

Srsly roommates? Walang kwenta yung pagseset natin ng daily cleaners. Hindi naman napapanatiling malinis yung kwarto. Linis dito, linis diyan. Makalipas ang ilang oras o minuto lang, wala na naman.

Huwag naman nating hayaan na madumi yung study table natin. At hindi ibig sabihin na kapag okay lang sa akin na ilagay yung gamit niyo sa study are ko (dapat), ay hindi niyo na aayusin at iiwan nalang yung gamit niyo sa table. Sorry guys pero di ko na kasi kayang makita yung kwartong madumi. 

Hindi naman ako ganun kaayos sa gamit pero hindi naman ako makalat. Sana naman yung mga gamit naaayos natin. Madali lang naman. Kung yung oras sana na naglalaro kayo ng computer games, in-allot nalang muna sana, kahit kaunting time lang, sa pag-ayos ng gamit niyo.

Heto pa pala, kung may nahulog man kayong gamit, pakipulot naman? :(( 

Huwag naman nating hayaan lang yung daily cleaner na ayusin LAHAT ng gamit. Limited lang naman ang dapat gawin nung mga daily cleaner e. Hindi obligasyon ng tagalinis na AYUSIN DIN YUNG GAMIT NIYO. 

Oo, pang-acads yung mga nakakalat pero hindi ibig sabihin non ay exempted na kayo sa pagliligpit. Utang na loob. Tapos maya-maya may maririnig ako kung bakit parang ang gulo o binagyo yung kwarto natin. 

Hindi ko alam kung itutuloy ko pa yung pag-stay sa dorm hanggang pag-graduate, kagaya nga  ng sinabi niyo dati. Parang nagbibigay kasi kayo ng rason na mag-apartment ako. OO! Pinaplano ko talagang mag-apartment nalang. Kahit magastos. Kahit mas maganda naman talaga yung offer sa dorm natin. Sa tingin ko ay mas magiging maayos yun para sa akin kung ganyan din lang naman yung gagawin natin. 

Medyo mahaba guys pero sana kung may makabasa sana, maintindihan niyo ako. Wala akong Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), ha? Kasi sa sarili ko, aminado akong di ako ganun kaayos sa mga gamit ko. Nasanay lang talaga ako sa bahay na pinapaligpit lahat ng nakakalat.

Salamat roommates. :) 

[sugarplumthrussy]

I'm really gonna try harder to be friendlier with my roommate. I realize that neither of us know the other that well. I feel we should talk a little more since we live together. Any tips on how I could bridge the gap?

[heresmyhead]

1. My roommate smells like ass 2. The fucking room smells like ass 3. my nose burns I need to get the fuck out ! 😩