#dorm stories

[nindude]

I have a friend that met this girl on an elevator back during the semester and she asked for his snap so he was like "fuck it sure" and gave it to her. Later that day he went back to his room and she was laying on his bed playing with his knife.

Tell me some crazy dorm stories. Don't have to be creepy or weird, just anything that struck you as odd.

[marrelica]

I can't even phantom how my roommate feels when out of nowhere i am like "hi, can you act like you are fainting/can i take your blood preassure/temperature"

✨having a nursing student as a roommate✨

[brattylikestoeat]

We still sharing roommate horror stories? Cause I got one. So my last 2 years of college I lived with 3 other girls in a 4 bed 2 bath. I was the last to move in and so i moved in the week before school started, went home, and came back. When I moved in, the girl that I shared the bathroom with had her boxes behind the couch so it made the hallway much smaller and I didnt think anything of it because I thought she had just moved in, but I found out that she had been there for almost 6 months...1

I just always assumed when you went to college to live in dorms/ off campus, that you didn’t pack your whole life and then some. Like you bought the basics. I’m too clean if a person to use a dirty ass kitchen.

[actual-corpse]

Okay... So my friend group is nothing but a hot mess of mental illness (except me, I'm undiagnosed because I don't trust doctors) but like, y'all don't understand the most normal of us is my friend with the cat's girlfriend... And she's the youngest! The whole deal of our group at this point is, "how can we up the ante?" We pride ourselves on being actual Eldritch Horrors...

Did I mention that we're all gay to some degree?

Sidebite: there were a couple of people I knew who were roommates and they were just cryptids... Fucking cryptids.. I was washing my hands in the sink by my dorm door and could hear them coming down the hall, "would anyone like some stew? Would anyone like some stew?"...

The gays are wild I'm telling you! Like, I'm one embarrassing slip up away from going feral.

[gentlemarshymallow]

my gf: we need to move my eNTIRE WARDROBE because i dropped my shaving cream behind my desk and that is the oNLY way to get to it

me: wait its behind your desk?

gf: yes

me: *moves the much lighter desk attachment from under the desk* tada there it is

gf: ...

[gentlemarshymallow]

everyone in my dorm hall when they come into the communal bathroom when im brushing my teeths: ope sorry i didnt know you were in here!!

me in my head having lived with 5 other people and taken multiple trips to live with family for weeks to months at a time: bitch i dont give a fuck i dont even know you how could you have known i was in here thats right you couldnt so just like do your business and stop apologizing for existing at the same moment in the same place as me.

[gentlemarshymallow]

when i went to do laundry at my dorms everything that could go wrong went wrong and my roomie came and saved me and now hes playing his ukulele and giving me some space and i really appreciate it.

[gentlemarshymallow]

sometimes when no one else is in the bathroom i tell the paper towel dispenser that its doing a good job and i give it a soft pat.