Ive got something brewed up >:]
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The Double Hell AU is a Hazbin Hotel Post-S2;E4 AU!
That means that everything leading up to season 2 episode 4 is canonical in this universe! Including any reveals we get in later episodes, do with that information as you wish.
My changes? Well Firstly, meet the new VOX POPULI!!!;
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It opens as normal, Vox begins his little speech thingy, then the whole lightning, thunder crap, and here's our Lulu!!!
“You're actin' out like you want teacher's attention- Well,”
He's just flyin, and this bit is as normal as it is in the actual show, just… just go watch that, mine isn't much different up until Vox finishes like three verses lol
So… let's skip!!
Three amazing verses later and we get this;
“Manifest destiny, long as you invest in me, the rest'll all fit into place!”
The Eyes around Hell just blink to attention at that and some rumbling is faintly felt beneath the feet of all of the sinners around the stage.
“Meanwhile, this king thinks all of us peasants should be satisfied with an endless existence of suffering!” If anyone cared to notice, the eyes closed for the very first time and the stage dimmed its lights.
“Woah, woah, wait, wait, hold on!-”
“Tell me, Hell, are you satisfied?!”
“No!!”
“Your wife knew it was wrong, Lu!”
“Ooh…”
“Maybe that's why she's not around anymore!!!” The massive screens turned to static, but no one cared, Vox was having his moment!
“You mouthy little mortal!”
“Here it comes! Smite me! Silence me! That's all you angels know how to do!!”
And when Lucifer swung this time, a black light of a one eyed beast with tentacles surrounding it appeared behind him, pushing his fist down to get a good hit on Vox before it disappeared and slithered down Lucifer's arm and into Vox's head.
Lucifer blinked and pulled back, very surprised by the fact he HURT Vox, the sinners below went silent, Valentino and Velvette backstage were shocked, jaw-dropped and pulling the dancers back behind the curtain, even the 8/10.
We then cut into Vox's head and it's all static, in the static we zoom in and see the human version of him, not the TV man we know and tolerate, running from… something.
The camera pans and what do we see?
A GIANT FUCKING WORM-SNAKE-THING!* It's mouth agape and snapping every few seconds at Vox as he continues to run.
“You won't go through with it, you're weak.” a voice echoed all around him.
“They don’t believe in you, you're done.” it continued
“And for that Hell’s clipped any wings you had a chance of claiming and chained you down here.” it huffed, the beast chasing him dissipating at the wave of a tentacle.
He finally collapsed and took his breath, then a screen opened up in front of him… it was of his body, just laying there, unmoving.
We zoom back to the stage, and Lucifer's just kicked the body off the platform and looked down at the group of sinners, glaring, sheepishly, they sing:
“L-Let's unite and fight for our love-ing realm…” Lucifer, now happy, repeats them saying: “Loooooving Realm!”
“W-We'll direct our destinies as one nation under our King…”
“'Cause, happy days are nigh with…”
They paused and looked to Lucifer, Lucifer looked around himself before seeing Charlie in the little cup-balcony thing early, waiting for the angels and pointed up to her.
“Redemption at the helm!!” he said to the sinners and Charlie was so confused, she'd missed… most of what happened honestly, but the sinners just nodded and agreed with it! They didn't wanna get smited like that, Vox looked like he was out for good…
“Future's never tasted sweeter… Thanks to our charming leader…” the sinners meekly say to Lucifer.
“E-Every sinner can be a winner!...” Valentino stepped out to try and pump up, clearly pathetically showing himself loyal to the crown now.
“Let's take our fates to the Pearly Gates!...” Velvette followed, understanding Val's thinking of ‘if they didn't, they'd end up like Vox’.
“We can have the key if we trust Char-liee!!” the sinners spoke, before again chorusing;
“Give applause, Hell has cause to rejoice!!...”
“Hail the Morningstars, our (your) on-ly choice!” Everyone except Charlie sang…
Then the Angel's came for real!
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Now... For Vox Dei? Oh wowie >:]
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The screen had closed for Vox…
And that thing with the one eye had now stood over him, he gulped, scratching the back of his neck.
“Heyyy… uhm, listen… could- could you let me oooout of here? I kinda have this whole plan to be, you know, take over heaven and heheha… I don't… I don't actually know what I'll do from there but, I'll figure it out! And! How about I let you into heaven when I do take it over! Give you a spot as my littleee… little right hand! You seem mighty powerful!!”
The thing blinked, then simply looked away from him.
“Hey! What gives! I'm giving you a reaaaaaalll once in a lifetime opportun-”
“This sinner admits it.”
“Wh- huh?”
“You called this takeover to only empower yourself, raise your own status.”
“What- no!! No! I care for allll of-”
“You did it to prove a point.”
“I-... How-”
The static in his head cut out with complete black, their frame and tentacles being fully hidden aside for the eye and their necklace.
“I will not let you try to control the narrative anymore.”
“L-Listen!” Vox tried to back up, but a tentacle wrapped around his waist and tied him there.
“Consider this my only mercy before the curtains close.”
“L-Let go! I'll abandon everything, all of it! I'll stop everything! Just- let me go!”
“I've woken up my followers to the lies those angels tell.”
“... W-wait what? ”
“When you pay them a visit, you won't be bringing baskets, you'll be bringing decimation that'll put them in caskets.”
“Y-Yes!!”
“But first show them what it means to be loyal to the king of Hell.”
“What?! No! I thought we had an understanding!!!”
Then a glitched portfolio of his own face showed up, one of his TV heads, and more tentacles puppetted it:
“Oh I'm your LEADER, I'm immense!”
Then tossed it aside.
“I am the avatar of your consequence.”
Vox shut up now, eyes wide as lights shine around it, showing its form.
So this is what hypnosis felt like…
“I'm your Balancer.” and Vox nods.
“I am the nightmare they made when they chose to spill blood.”
Vox was let go, as more scenarios popped up, on many different screens, different dimensions all depicting a different type of Heaven…
“They all cower and hide, finding a rope they can swing from.”
Vox just looked. One of them displayed one where he was in charge of Heaven… and even then, it ended up the same as they spoke.
It then turned to him, a tentacle opening a door to a white void.
“Go say your goodbyes, to your old life, to this ‘kingdom’.”
And Vox immediately ran out, not even caring what this thing said.
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And I have so many more plans on the way, lol >:]
MWHWHAHAHAHAHAAA IT ONLY TOOK ME LIKE 4 HOURS TO WRITE THIS-