#doublebattled

[diabotsis]

aAAAUGHHH GOD-- WHAT THE HELL--?!

[galarglory]

@doublebattled/Hilbert is looking for the truth: "Champion Gloria? Sorry to bother you, but it's important. My name is Hilbert Blake, and I'm here representing Interpol. If you have a moment, could I ask you to give us your official statement regarding the whole, erm, Eternatus Incident? In as much detail as possible, if you'd please."

Why does this request have her blood running cold? She already went over everything that happened once before. Right after it all went down when she was still in the hospital. At the time she couldn't help feeling as though she wasn't taken seriously. Even now she feels no one believes her. Every time she's tried to talk about it with anyone who wasn't there, it's felt like she's been dismissed. As though they've already been prepared not to believe her. Why will he be any different? She's just a kid with a big imagination and a knack for telling stories after all. Everyone knows that, ask anyone in Postwick and they can tell you about Gloria the storyteller. The liar. There's no proof Eternatus even existed. Where is it? Is it okay? Is it finally free?

Interpol... She's sure Rose has already gotten to them. He's probably already twisted the story to his narrative. Just like with everywhere else. Why even bother?

"Ah gave my story months ago. Ah'm sure yew still have de record somewhere. Yew can just check it, nothing's changed." Or maybe they don't. It's not her problem if they don't...

[weisskunigin]

@doublebattled || so this is what a police station looks like???

"Can I go on record as saying this is incredibly weird but also that this was in no way my fault but in fact Zekrom's fault?" Maybe touching the weird glowy thing had been an eensy bit her fault, but she wasn't going to admit that.

"He's the one who insisted we look inside the weird cave in case there was anything in there he could fight."

[eranthiss]

@doublebattled replied

"That's a lot of extra steps. May I suggest: gun?" - Hilbert

"I need this motherfucker to experience untold suffering again. I want him to die screaming."

She's got the methods of doing it, and the lack of morality too.

[potentscientia]

@doublebattled asked:

Hilbery hits him with a paper airplane from the opposite side of the Interpol office. Out of spite.

well he's a good sport about these things. he will throw a paper airplane at hilbery. but this one is specifically designed to work with air and physics so well :) it hurts just a bit if it hits.

[unovamuses]

"I'm right here, you know..."

[tarofairey]

@doublebattled asked : Slams her hands on the table. "Hey, kiddo, how do you feel about a summer internship?"

This is one of those rare instances where the clubroom is completely empty, save for Lacey and the academy’s most honored guest, the Champion of Unova herself. Not even a certain lazy Dragon Elite in sight! It was, however, occupied earlier in the day, and evidently so ( ‘cause the place did not look presentable when they first walked in ).

All to Lacey’s dismay, of course. Hilda has swung by before, so she should know it isn’t always like this! Bags of chips laying around opened and half-finished ; papers haphazardly strewn all across the table ; sweaters and uniforms mindlessly left on the couch and even the floor . . . Embarrassing. If she had received ample warning of Hilda’s visit, she would’ve gone in the morning to tidy up the whole room. Why didn’t she hear a single peep from the Director. Oh duh, he forgot. FORGOT THE CHAMPION WAS VISITING?!

Good thing nobody’s here to fume over Lacey touching their stuff ( ❝ their fault that I have to, ❞ she mutters under her breath ).

And good thing no-one but Hilda gets to tease her over her reaction to the sudden mention of an internship —- how her head instantly snaps up from the papers she’s organizing, eyes wide open, as big as saucers, looking like she can’t fully process what she just heard. Honestly though, she was also genuinely startled by the sound of Hilda’s palms hitting the table.

❝ A summer internship?! ❞ Lacey echoes excitedly. Sure, Hilda didn’t explicitly offer her one yet —- just asked for her thoughts is all —- but why would she spring the topic on her right here, right now, if she didn’t have something in mind! ❝ Well, I would definitely be interested! And I’ll have all the time in the world for it, you know I will!! ❞

If Lacey’s voice isn’t enough to prove her enthusiasm, then the beaming smile she’s giving Hilda now should be . . . She was gonna take summer classes for the hell of it, like the overachieving, school-loving honor student she is, but y’know what. An internship with the League sounds so much better.

❝ Please tell me you have a surprise! ❞

[emmetrain]

"I AM EMMET. IN MY DEFENSE, baby celesteelas are verrrrry high-maintenance and unpredictable!"

Yes, he did accidentally set the baby on loose and the duo launched into the air with the bus-sized Celesteela. And engulfed the city with flammable gas for a liiiittle while. And opened a big hole in Nimbasa City when his underground train workshop has exploded.

BUT.