Page 59, and the start of Chapter 6!
Ana "clamber[s]" (+100 points for most unattractive use of 'clamber') into Grey's "black Audi SUV... a beast of a car". Ana contemplates the kiss;
It hardly seems real, my first proper no-holds-barred [yeah, TOTALLY modern lingo] kiss. As time ticks on, I assign it mythical, Arthurian legend, Lost City of Atlantis status. It never happened, it never existed. Perhaps I imagined it all. No. I touch my lips, swollen from his kiss. It definitely happened. I am a changed woman.
BUT IS CHRISTIAN A CHANGED MAN????
Christian is his usual polite, slightly distant self.
The answer is nO, NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
Grey turns on the music in his car and I SWEAR Ana fucking orgasms, like I'm pretty sure she's found something she's more attracted to than Christian Grey, like wow (randomly bolded for the very best parts);
The car interior is filled with the sweetest, most magical music of two women singing. Oh wow... all my senses are in disarray, so this is doubly affecting. It sends delicious shivers up my spine... I sit and listen to the angelic voices, teasing and seducing me... the music is caressing me... It’s a gentle, slow, sweet, and sure assault on my aural senses.
Man, I can REALLY believe that this whole book started on fanfiction. James is literally inserting her favorite song in the least subtle way possible and being like "LIKE IT!!!!! LIKE IT READERS!!!!! I LIKE THIS SONG ISN'T IT GREAT AAAAHHHH" and I am now taking bets that the next chapter will be entirely songfic I AM TRYING TO LEARN TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED BECAUSE THAT IS ALL THIS BOOK IS
I won't leave y'all hanging; The song is "Flower Duet" from Lakmé. It's opera. FUCKING OPERA
HOW PRETENTIOUS IS CHRISTIAN GREY LIKE REALLY
I'm almost sorry for linking to it because now I know it's getting more hits. On the bright side, the comments are all complaining about how Grey played this in Fifty Shades of Grey, so complain on, my friends
P.S. Here is a link to all of Grey's cars in the book. Beware of spoilers!
P.P.S Here is a link to Ana's shit car Wanda, and it is actually flipping adorable.














