ah, yes, another au that i came up with but lack the energy and focus required to actually make something of
thief au, everyone is human, Dan is Danny's older half brother(via Jack) and Vlad is a guy they met while on the run. Vlad is 22, Dan is 24, and Danny is still his cannon age of 14. Dan and Vlad have a Thing where they insist they're not dating but Danny has heard both of them mutter "I love you" at each other so quietly he knows they probably didn't mean for anyone to hear it. The three of them wear costumes to throw off cops. Dan and Danny use hair makeup to make their hair white and contacts to make their eyes red and green respectively when they go out and steal shit, Vlad uses hair gel to get his hair up in some weird and impractical style and contacts to make his eyes red. Dan and Vlad also use greenish blue makeup to disguise their faces, but Danny is allergic to it so he just pulls a black bandana over his nose and mouth and hopes for the best. Dan and Vlad also insist on capes. Their outfits look similar to their cannon ones.
Danny and Vlad prefer to break in, get what they're after, and gtfo
While Dan is a little more ok with violent collateral damage
(aka murder)
They are on the run and Danny is with Dan and Vlad bc Jack and Maddie are dead and Jazz and Danny got separated when they went into the foster care system
Danny ran away, but couldnt find his sister
He did however, hunt down his older brother and moved in with him
Also in this AU danny would very much like it if vlad and dan could keep it in their pants when the three of them share a tiny hotel room.
Like, just bc youre under the covers completely and being quiet doesnt mean he cant hear the bed moving or the wet sloppy sounds that he knows the source of but doesn't want to think about, Dan and Vlad. Thats why he hit you two with a pillow before storming off to sleep in the bathtub.
Danny doesnt want to hear his brother fucking. Dan doesnt care as long as danny doesnt see anything.
Vlad hadnt realized danny was awake. vlad tries not to get busy when danny might hear but he slips up sometimes.
