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I should say that ive p much quit tumblr! I’m on twitter @ jiltedpecan if you’re interested ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Riddler meeting Batman Beyond for the first time: *tips bowler hat* M’ginnis

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alright, time to get #controversial:

Ewan McGregor seems very happy about an Obi-Wan movie, and is very anxious to play obi-wan, and seems to love his fans.

Has he encountered the fucking cult that’s sprung up around him? like, it’s a fucking cult of weirdos who not only think obi-wan kenobi is this Ultimate Kind Master Swordsman Who Never Did Anything Wrong Ever, but they attribute parts of this to Mcgregor and... it’s fucking weird. You should all stop, he’s a real person.

if you want to see proof about the Obi-Wan Cult, just dip into the QuiObi tag on fuckin ao3. like, yeah they do rpf, and yes many fandoms do rpf unfortuantely. but like, you go to some of these peoples’ blogs, and they think he’s like the Wokest of the Woke, the second coming of jesus or whatever god they worship (some are pagans, that’s cool, second coming of zeus’ dick)

I’ve got nothing wrong with Ewan Mcgregor, obi-wan as a character, or even fans of obi-wan. but if you’ve dipped into the SW fandom, you know exactly the type of person im talking about.

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can ppl just stop. please. dick grayson was 12 (or 10 or 8 but not fucking 16) when he met bruce, who was at least 21 a tthe time, probably older. Tim was 4 or 3 when Dick’s parents died, and Jason is like between their ages.

So. Can people just. Stop shipping BruDick / BruJay / BruTim? Cassandra is like between Jason’s age and Tim’s age I think, so no more BruCass either!!

Tim is like 4 years younger than Jason, or more, so no fucking JayTim! Or DickTim! Or JayDick!!!

Damian is like 8 years younger than Tim. No more DamiTim! If Dick is too old for Tim, then he’s definitely to old for Damian! Same goes for Jason!

And even if the age gaps weren’t long enough to be creepy and disgusting...

THEY ARE ALL BRUCE’S KIDS! ALL OF THEM! THEY’RE ALL SIBLINGS AGH

Also: Barbara is about 3 years older than Dick, sometimes more--the ethics of that are kinda vague-but she’s still too young for Bruce! And she’s too old for Jason--not to mention that there’re sibling-type relationships all around there

Steph is about Tim’s age, so JaySteph is out, and so is StephDami! If you wanna ship Steph with ppl... ship her with Tim! Or Cass, or Kara!

You can ship Tim with Steph, with Kon, or Bart, Jaime Reyes, Cassie Sandsmark!

Damian you can ship with Colin, or that Maps girl! Or that new son of superman thing i guess

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i love shoes and dressing well, don’t get me wrong, but ebay really must have connected my last name to my dad’s because it’s reccomending me nothing but shoes, clothing, and drills. also disgusting funko pops but i doubt that’s from dad

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at this fucking point if Kmart’s not going under they have some fucking explaining to do.

for the entire sales floor there were like 5 associates, and one got called to do check out for half the shift. Another girl’s shift started at 6 and ended at 9:45, whereas everyone else’s shifts start at 5 and end at 10:30.

there’s ranting but also a funny shoe section story under the cut

Normally everyone has their own section to do, but recently since we only have maximum like 7 people on the floor we’re all doing all the departments, and management is playling shepherd. One dude who’s usually hardline was so stoked about doing softlines. I don’t blame him, softlines are a fuck. Someone fucking peed next to the dryers today wtf 

 The over-manager decided to go around the store collecting shoes so there was a cart full of fucking shoes that we were only informed about at 9, and was finally disovered like at 9:40. So the girl who’s shift was ending was like “shit sorry man”, and I went into overdrive and put all the shoes away by ~10:20. 

Bear in mind that it was fucking overflowing, and that there were like full-sized lady’s shoes in like children’s captain america shoeboxes and stuff. The over-manager is kinda senile.

And then I still had a cart of normal returns to return. So I got stoked-hardline bro to help me, and he found the bag of stuff I bought on break and was like “what do i do with this” and then he pulled out the big collar I found in the toilet seat section. It’s not a toilet seat, it’s actually a topless sunhat, but now it’s a collar. Fight me.

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Comic Book Rant Below

Honeslty I see people screaming about Young Avengers all the time but.... like... I got “the complete collection” which is from when they first meet Kate to when they decide to start looking for Scarlet Witch (I guess it’s volume 1?) and like... they had a lot of ideas. They knew what they watned to do... but they didn’t build up to it. They had barely any character development.

Like, in comics sometimes there’s a problem of it taking a thousand issues to resolve one boring plotline. In this, it’s like thy had a limited time to get everything out. Like, I’m sure they were given only a couple of issues at first. But.... that happens to all new series? Like it’s like a pilot episode. You don’t reveal all your plot points in the pilot episode!

Like ffs this is why Children’s Crusade is so weak. They used up all their ideas! Like, Young Avengers could’ve been really good, but they didn’t know how to do filler. Like, too much filler is bad, but you need to have SOME filler. You can’t just do an info dump like that.

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I don’t like when my teeth are full, but the act of emptying them isn’t that fun either