#douchebagiism

[crownedkxngs]

rocky be a real one!! if you aint following him like what are you thinking!! @douchebagiism

[horrorphasedfgfdgdf]

" isn't it kind of fucked up that when i told you i'm afraid of heights , it made you wanna test my courage ? " he let out a small laugh as he recalled the memory , still wouldn't climb up a cliff and jump into the water , but their presence in his life had definitely set little fires inside him that he was actually beginning to enjoy all the other thrills their fucked up mind came up with. " i swear you'll be the death of me. "

send me a 💿 for a random song - based starter. now playing ︰ afraid of heights by boygenius. feat. @douchebagiism !

[damnxdwarrior]

\\ * STARTER . for @douchebagiism

// * finnick shouldn't be as turned on as he was when he saw the masked figure in his living room , covered in blood . he felt his knees turn to jelly — that was not a new feeling to him . he swallowed a lump in his throat, taking a step back — his hand gripping the hem of his shirt — too big for him and hanging around his body . " what the fuck are you doing here ? "

[downthecove]

@douchebagiism got lochlan for chad

dealing with other fraternities was part of the job. the redhead didn't expect to do it while also running an underground cult, but beggars couldn't be choosers in this instinct. he had to act like it was just a regular fraternity, so he took the meeting with chad and tried his best to be civil. yet a couple of minutes in and his body was starting to feel restless. "we're going to have to come into an agreement. you want the courtyard all weekend, i want the courtyard all weekend. previous events have led me to believe that we can't share either." lochlan leaned forward, eyes never leaving chad's. "what's it going to take for it to be mine?"

[dulcetmuses]

                          ⠀◜  plotted starter: @douchebagiism.  ◞

⠀  ⠀ ⠀  stefan couldn’t remember the last time he’d been this nervous about anything, at least not at any point of his immortal life. but it was exactly what he felt, sitting at the edge of his bed just beside archie. it all seemed to be hitting him at once, the guilt of what he’d condemned archie to, the relief that he hadn’t lost him and the fear of what archie would say when he finally did wake up. stefan was well aware that he was the very last person archie would want to see right now, and at the same time stefan was the only person who could help him through this. 

he shifted in his spot when he saw archie stirring awake, instinctively reaching out to take hold of the other’s hand just as he’d done so many times before. ❛ you’re awake.. ❜ stefan whispered. ❛ do you remember anything that happened? how you got here? ❜ he figured he could start there, rather than coming right out and telling archie that he’d have to feed on human blood sooner rather than later. 

[sailbcats]

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coming into a new school in the middle of the year should’ve slated flint to be a social outcast, but no one would assume he’s the new kid from his current popularity. even disregarding the fact that he set out to be king from day one, flint had more than a few advantages going for him. he was good looking, star of the basketball team, drove the nicest lambo in school, and could (literally) charm the pants off anyone. he was showered with adoration and attention by the entire student body and basically became untouchable within weeks of enrolling, yet the title of king still eluded him. there was one person he blamed for his short fall: henry wilde. sure, it’d probably be advantageous to be friends with the school’s original shot caller, but ego was one heck of a thing. they butted heads from the jump and now flint’s pride prevents him from even humoring the idea of viewing henry as his equal. flint wants to see henry kneel. he won’t back down, evident by the way he stands firm as they nearly collide in the hallway. he was walking there first. henry can be the punkbitch who steps aside. “you stupid or something? can’t you see i’m walking here? move.” the other kids at school can run scared of henry all they want. he hits the gym just as hard as henry does so he’s not afraid of a fight.

@douchebagiism

[mascculinity]

“you must be fucking dumb, bro. you think that bet was legit?” no, no it absolutely wasn’t a real bet---if leo lost, of course. if he’d won, he’d happily take milo’s girl off somewhere upstairs and show her why she wasting her time with a pretty boy like that, but if he lost, then it wasn’t real; it was a joke. no way was leo’s girlfriend going upstairs with this guy or any guy, for that matter, besides him. “it’s just a fucking card game. i’m not some fucking weirdo who’d actually bet his girlfriend’s ass.”

+ douchebagiism

[multipackersarchive]

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

salty af (accepting)

I generally try to avoid immersing myself in situations where i would lose any chill but getting accused of being a p*dophile by someone I dropped a thread with *once* really takes the cake there and i have the multi-paragraph rant posts to prove it skskksksks good times