#doucheface mcgee

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If I'm the opening riff to a Thin Lizzy song, I think that makes my ex-roommate Doucheface McGee the opening keyboard track to "Numb" by Linkin Park.

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I hope every person who thinks gender-neutral housing is a shitty idea gets a roommate like Doucheface McGee.

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I almost miss Doucheface McGee, because he gave me so much righteous anger, but then I remember all that anger and I just hope he dies.

Reminder of why he's terrible (and utterly disgusting, don't read if you're squeamish) below the cut.

Besides being the most racist, sexist, annoying, and all around unlikeable awful human being I have ever encountered, the dude washed off his ass in our bathroom sink, laughing and talking the whole way through it about how we'd have to clean that up.

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tw: mention of car accident

My family went on a day-vacation today and we ended up in Doucheface McGee's hometown. I spent an inordinate amount of time trying to convince my dad, who was driving, to run over Doucheface McGee if he was spotted. Close, but no murder.

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Oh, sour memories of Doucheface McGee.

Inspiring me forever to be a better human.

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Guess what.

DOUCHEFACE MCGEE IS GONE. FOR GOOD.

SO ENDS THE CHRONICLES OF THE WORST PERSON EVER.

WILL WE MISS HIM? NO.

WILL WE REJOICE IN HIS ABSENCE? YES.

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So Doucheface McGee thinks that acknowledging the existence of racism makes you a racist.

He "doesn't see color."

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Doucheface McGee talks to himself in our hallway outside my door.

Doucheface: New York... New York... fuck New York... communist central, eheheh.