#douchehat

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♦ ( [6]ω[<])︵☆

Send me ♦ and my muse will reveal what they find sexually attractive about your muse.

"Definitely the hair."

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∞ - For an altered state of mind text. (Drunk, drugged.)

[Text:] fkjijnh

# - For an angry text.

[Text:] You utter bastard

♦ - For a rushed text.

[Text:] Ficve sex

[Text:] SECS

x - For a secret text.

[Text:] I’m trusting you not to tell Alfred

♥ - For a regular text.

[Text:] You utter bastard

* - For an early morning text.

[Text:] I hope you know how early it is I blame you entirely I would not have been woken up if it wasn’t for your stupid ideas

XD - For a “I wish you just saw that” text.

[Text:] Alfred tripped over the cats and he may or may not have gotten cereal stuck in his hair

[Text:] Would you be interested in buying some half-used hair wax

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psst meme thingie

I think it’s sorted itself out.

I don’t know why I haven’t had any cake from his shop before it’s very good. I didn’t think he made it. He’s a good chef. Probably. I don’t know what the rest of his food is like, maybe he’s just good at baking.

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Little thing!

-Frowns.-

Your hair is long

Daddy said only girls have long hair-- but you don't look at all like a girl-- You're not a girl are you?

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douchehat Marrying another dude doesn't make him gay he just happens to be in a committed relationship with a man but he's NOT GAY

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[Text: U say that as if i could have.]

[Text:] That’s a point I don’t think anyone can

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[Text: Yeah thats what i told him.]

[Text:] You didn’t change his mind though.

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[Text: Oh no i told him that. But he did fine on his own didnt he?]

[Text:] Yes evidently he did.

[Text:] Even if proposing on Valentine’s day is one of the cheesiest things you can possibly do