#douma is trash

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Akaza: "When I think about you, I touch myself-"

Douma: :D

Akaza: "...Meaning I rub my temples because you give me a fucking headache."

Douma: D:

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Douma being canonically bisexual only further cements my opinion that he's tried at least once to get into Akaza's pants.

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Douma: about Akaza "You just know he's covering his lust for me with cruelty and violence."

Kaigaku: "With how much he attacks you, he must really, really, really, REALLY like you."

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Douma: "You're so cute when you're angry."

Akaza: "Oh I'm about to be fucking GORGEOUS."

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Douma: "You were in my dream last night."

Akaza: "That's interesting, actually, because you were in my nightmare."

Akaza: "Except I'm awake, and it's been recurring through time."

Douma: "Wow."

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Douma: "That would go against my moral compass."

Akaza: "Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!"

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Douma: "Where have you been all my life?"

Akaza: "I don't know, but I wish I was still there."

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Douma: "In light of our new arrival, and his utter cluelessness about his surroundings and current company-"

Kaigaku: "Fuck you too, Elsa."

Douma: "What?"

Kaigaku: "What?"

Kokushibou:

Akaza: wheeze

Douma: "I propose we play 20 questions."

Kokushibou: "We play what?"

Douma: "20 questions."

Kaigaku: "It's a game where you have 20 yes or no answer questions to figure out what something is."

Akaza: "In this case, I think he wants to use it as a getting to know you sort of thing."

Douma: "Correct, oh shapely basketball."

Akaza: "I will punch your teeth in."

Kokushibou: "I don't want to get to know any of you, though."

Douma: "Great! Who starts?"

Kokushibou:

Akaza:

Kaigaku:

Kokushibou: "Akaza, you start."

Akaza: "Why me?"

Kokushibou: "Because I out rank you AND Kaigaku, and I don't like Douma."

Akaza: "Fine. Um... Kokushibou, when can I get a rematch?"

Douma: "Pickles. My turn."

Akaza: "I...I wasn't...asking you-"

Douma: "Do you like men?"

Akaza:

Kaigaku:

Kokushibou:

Douma:

Akaza:

Kaigaku:

Kokushibou:

Douma:

Akaza: "...dare."

Douma: "That's truth or dare, that's not applicable in 20 questions."

Akaza: "Trick."

Kaigaku: "That's trick or treat."

Douma: "Also not applicable."

Akaza: "Red light."

Douma: "That is red light, green light, and it is also not applicable."

Akaza: "Red means stop, though."

Kaigaku: "And green means go, what-"

Akaza: "Going!"

Kokushibou: "What?"

Akaza: "Gone!"

Kaigaku: "Wait!"

Douma: "Akaza!"

Akaza: "Simon says fuck off!"

Douma:

Kokushibou:

Kaigaku:

Douma: "Do YOU like men-"

Kaigaku: "I agree with Simon."