KRS!Cale is a SLUT (affectionate), a WHORE (beloved), and I HATE HIM (exaggerated).
What do you mean his sense of fashion is to sometimes have his collarbones and back out because he gets toasty easily? Put your ankles away, you harlot.
What do you mean he has the physical constitution of a Victorian child and the vicious mental machinations of a New Yorkian scam artist? What a brilliant bitch!
What do you mean he's so easy to clock as autistic?? Me? Put autism on him? Noooooo...but maybe???? (It's more likely than you think!!)
What do you meaaaan he is the type to sacrifice himself for his friends but just short of dying because he knows the pain of losing those he loves and doesn't wish to inflict that upon them??
What do you meaaaaan he's willing to undergo consistent and grievous pain instead like that's a reasonable trade-off??
What do you mean he's willing to work himself to the actual bone in pursuit of a lazy life because he cannot know peace unless everyone he loves also knows peace????
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS IGNORANT OF HIS OWN FEELINGS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY LONELY AND SO FULL OF AFFECTION FOR HIS FAMILY???
RAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH
I hate him so much (obvious lie).











