Well what a ghastly surprise...
It would appear we have not one but two offenders in this girl-on-girl crime involving none other than Shenzi Marie Hollyer and Queenie Marie Woods. Very classy.
Reason: Violation of the no fighting physically or verbally rule.
Punishment: It is clear what this school is in desperate need of. And you two ladies will be the first to get it. A proper etiquette lesson. Causing mayhem at a school function is less than ladylike for the both of you. You two should be disgusted with your appalling behavior but in the unfortunate case you're not I'm prepared to fix that. For the next three days you two will be removed from your courses as an internal suspension but will not be squandering your days in your rooms. You shall report every morning to Ms. Flora's room-- the Wellness instructor here-- where she will educate you on how to present your problems in a more mannerly fashion and how to carry yourselves better overall. In addition, since you lovely women want to act like complete savage brutes you will be assisting Jetsam with the handy work needed around campus. (Paint jobs, trash pick up, moving crates around, shoveling, etc)
Oh I almost forgot, you two will be handcuffed together at the wrist at the start of each morning at 7 and released at 7 that afternoon. I thought this could help any unresolved issues.
This is not up for debate or discussion.
See you bright and early, girls.
