#dptywhips

[b4dnik]

     he really is a scatter brained little thing ,   isn’t he ?   robotnik watches with raised brows as the deputy strides through the doors of stone’s quaint little coffee shop ---   one leg crossed over the other ,   an elbow propped up upon a table.   whipple must not have even noticed the closed sign   /   nor the lack of patronage ,   as his head remains downturned to watch his feet.   the doctor squints a bit at the sight ,   & raises his latte to his lips to take a sip before speaking.

     ❝      mr. whipple !   always good to see you .     ❞     a polite smirk paints his features ,   head tilted curiously to the side.     ❝      if you’ve come to see my assistant ,   i’m afraid you just missed him .   you’ll have to make due with my company instead .     ❞

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[eggspresso]

@dptywhips (wade) sent : it's been a few days since wade last came into the mean bean, but he's hit his limit and there was no way he could keep going like this without caffeine. so, here he was, but not to buy anything--to ask for some help. "hey, so, my mom bought me this new espresso machine since it's come to her attention i've been buying way too much coffee here, but i have no idea how the thing works," even with how many times he's watched stone make him his orders. "what i'm asking is if there's anyway that i could get some help with how to use it?"

when stone heard the door open and the bell overhead ring he immediately looks up from his place behind the bar, a neutral expression on his face as he sees wade enter. already was the man about to prepare the deputy's usual order, but he stops just as he grabs the cup when he hears wade's question.

he almost couldn't believe it, given all the times wade had been in here literally watching him use said machine. had he not been paying attention, then? "an espresso machine? you've access to google and countless other sites to help you, but you want my personal help? sure, wade. I'm happy to help."

though what stone may have said could easily pass as sarcasm, the man was being genuine with his words for once...

[pxkipxki]

@shadeows​ @dptywhips​

“So...when you telling him?” She’s going to announce the elephant in the room and that’s the adoption papers Wade said he’s getting.

[b4dnik]

"this is the part where you leave." from dptywhips

     there’s  a  DRASTIC  &  sudden  halt  to  his  dramatic  exit ,  tailored  shoes  skidding  to  a  stop ,  the  doctor’s  back  remaining  turned  towards  the  simpleton.  DOES  HE  HAVE  A  DEATH  WISH ? ---   there’s  no  visual  change  in  the  man  as  his  head  turns  in  the  slightest ,  a  quick  command  input  upon  his  glove  in  a  manner  unbeknownst  to  the  deputy.

     ❝      oh ,  i’m  sorry ---     ❞     around  he  whips  at  that  point ,  an  ire  tangible  in  the  air  around  him.     ❝      were  you  speaking  to  me ?     ❞