# B4DNIK : independent + selective IVO ROBOTNIK / based in paramount’s SONIC THE HEDGEHOG , written by viral . DOCUMENT .

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# B4DNIK : independent + selective IVO ROBOTNIK / based in paramount’s SONIC THE HEDGEHOG , written by viral . DOCUMENT .
# CARRIONCOP : independent + private , HORROR / CRIME BASED ORIGINAL CHARACTER. a study in : the wolf in sheep’s clothing , hiding in plain sight , officer friendly , killer cop. WRITTEN BY VI. follow at your own risk.
*makes a smart character* *realizes im the one who has to make them smart*
* nightmdic / medic :
oh you’re really not as smart as i thought you were.
The comment has her pausing her mug in mid air, grip tightening on the ceramic as head grants a slight tilt. It comes unexpected, and at a rather quiet time after his granted explanation behind his injuries. Not quite severe ones, but perhaps he’s here also to obtain some shelter before returning out there. Something about…what was it again?
“-Says the one with five PHD’s to my understanding, yet has difficulty trying to catch some sort of…to put it in simpler terms: a super powered, blue hedgehog.”
@b4dnik· || The Batman
❝ not JUST a blue hedgehog , dear medic ! ❞ there’s a bite to his words , though expression remains deviously jubilant --- a madness to him as overly expressive hands clasp before himself. so simple minded , she is ! a chuckle escapes him , head tilted to the side , looming over her in a manner that can only be described as intimidating. ❝ he’s an overcharged , talking , extraterrestrial that looks like a blue hedgehog . also he wears shoes & is harbored illegally by the pastry king . ❞
rob feeling the need to tell everyone he’s smarter than them for no reason
yall are fr too kind to me in the tags of that promo im gonna cry
‟ YOU KNOW THE HARDEST PART OF BEING THE SMARTEST PERSON ALIVE ?
‟ YOU KNOW THE HARDEST PART OF BEING THE SMARTEST PERSON ALIVE ?
Dr. Julian Kintobor of the House of Ivo?
❝ ----- you rang ? ❞
rob sitting with one of his badniks in his lap like an evil cat
dadbotnik...... dadbotnik.... dadbotnik !!!
hey it’s sunday --- robotnik has had sex like once or twice to collect data on it , & then didn’t really feel the desire to do it again.
big fan of when robotnik said “ oh so it’s like that ? alright , we’re not friends 😤 “
𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑶𝑫 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝟒 . ( a collection of sentence starters originating from s4 of the good place . feel free to adjust phrasing as necessary . )
wow . just … wow , it’s perfect .
you know , let’s keep this moving .
reading lights ! i love reading lights . they are … great for reading .
it wasn’t even as bad as i thought .
who cares if he doesn’t remember me ?
wait , i need to say something .
you NEEDED to say that ?
i believe that we’re destined to succeed .
with this team , there’s no problem we can’t solve .
there’s no problem we can’t create .
i think you look great .
i know this can be a little overwhelming , but you’ll get used to it .
okay , forget about all of that stuff .
none of this is real .
clearly i was in some kind of horrible accident .
i’m just gonna wander around until i wake up or die .
[ name ] , look what my brain did !
it’s not real , & neither are you !
i feel like you’re trying to get under my skin .
i . will . destroy you .
we can’t wait any longer .
stupid ethical , reasonable argument .
are you still muttering ?
the human mind is truly incredible .
you don’t need to justify it . again , i do it all the time .
his eyes were really mean .
i was scared [ name ] was trying to slide into your DM’s .
i don’t like being scared , it’s scary !
where’s your shirt ??
when you get back here , you won’t be anything .
you will do nothing of the sort , mon ami .
that wasn’t my fault , i was texting .
that is so embarrassing for you .
are you listening to me ?
guys like this believe the world revolve around them .
maybe , as a bonus … he cries like a stupid little baby .
hey . .. hey , can i ask you something ?
you have no control over your own impulses .
give her some space .
sure . i’m pretty interesting .
look , i’ve had my share of disappointments .
okay , well . back to the drawing board .
we need to bust him open like a pinata .
it’s our only move , & we’re doing it tomorrow .
this chaos is clearly all about me .
this is the universe telling me we don’t belong here .
walk me through this , i’m not sure i follow .
figure it out - get back to me , okay ?
i’m gonna go punch a wall with my head .
it’s possible we need a new team leader .
think about what you’re saying , here .
go ahead , speak your mind .
i didn’t ask for this !
[ name ] can be in charge , since she’s so smart .
listen , all we need is a bouncy house , some ninja stars & a bunch of ambulances .
did you get it all out of your system ?
you don’t just get to quit this , [ name ] .
the things that are happening here are above my paygrade .
i’m not meant for this ! i’m not the freakin’ savior of the universe !
everything i do blows up in my face .
this conversation must remain confidential .
[ name ] , um . please just let me talk .
i asked you to give me some space .
being with you is fun but it’s not always easy .
why don’t we just take a break ?
you tricky devil ! very clever .
why did i come up with this idea ? this is gonna hurt real bad .
everyone has people that they’re cosmically bound to .
i thought it was prudent to let you know .
oh boy ! i’m getting a stomachache .
to be fair , i only think that cause it’s true & i’m right .
if none of this is real , then it really shouldn’t matter .
what ? none of this is real . it doesn’t matter .
i mean , what do you have to lose ?
it’s arguable that you made an even bigger sacrifice .
come on , bud , i know you’re down but you can’t leave me hanging .
must be nice , [ name ] .
i have a ton of experience making ex-boyfriend’s lives miserable .
judge me if you want , i get results .
i just feel like i need this .
you’re allowed to feel a little angry .
we have a lot of work to do .
anyone interested in a status report ?
you’ll have to trust me , this is a huge step in the right direction .
it’s been a tough couple weeks .
your time begins NOW .
sorry , i was just trying to figure out where to start .
let’s clear our brain … watch a movie ?
whoever you are , show yourself .
what do you want , creep ?
[ name ] i need to speak with you alone .
sit there quietly until we sort all this out .
[ name ] , you have to believe me .
i’m gonna make [ name ] think i don’t trust you .
i like the way you think , [ name ] .
if you’re a devil , how come you’re not wearing prada ?
what are you gonna use it for ?
if you ever wanna talk , just know i’m here for you , girl .
i just feel like i made the world a little bit worse .
starting over sounds exhausting .
we have to start over .
there’s literally nothing i can say that will make you realize i’m really me .
i wish i were saying this in difference circumstances , but … keep it sleazy .
sometimes the only thing a bully understands is a punch in the mouth .
sorry , i should’ve told you - i just decided to stay home .
so , what’s my first clue ?
oh no … oh , that’s not good .
this part of your plan seems risky .
this wasn’t part of the plan .
you made things difficult in a new way , but i can make it work .
i’m just not a new - experience kind of guy .
my comfort zone is the size of … that chair .
do you trust me , [ name ] ?
you had this the whole time ?
you told me i should wait , so i did .
i’m not scared of you . because i’ve gone there , [ name ] .
i can’t believe i almost missed all this .
hey , you decided to come after all !
you got through it . i almost ruined it a hundred times .
when i said ‘ throw a party ’ i didn’t mean a pity party !
i’ve had to scrape & claw my way through life .
you never learned to think on your feet !
i want to learn how to do something meaningful .
that must’ve been hard for you … to go back there .
i don’t like to think about who i used to be .
almost everything i do i do without thinking or worrying what will happen .
let’s dance , baby .
ugh ! can you just skip to the end ?
just tell me how they screwed up , & put me out of my misery .
this feels like some sort of goodbye .
how was that ? did i cheer everyone up ?
face it , [ name ] , you lost .
people improve when they get external love & support .
you’ve already given me so much .
earth is cancelled .
it’s not two of us , it’s all of us .
step one , get a plan … step two , do the plan .
if we’re gonna pull this off , we need [ name ] back .
you think that’ll go well ?
everything always has to be your way !
how dare you bring that up again ?
every problem has an answer .
not that old story , it’s so embarrassing -
we have to break up .
why are we together ?
where i’m from , most things blow up eventually .
by the way , i wasn’t cheating before … or eavesdropping just now .
this has been fun , as always .
there’s a real possibility that i’m in love with you .
if soulmates do exist , they’re found . not made .
turns out life isn’t a puzzle that can just be solved one time & it’s done .
can you give me a second ?
i don’t know if i’ll see you again , or … what i’ll remember if i do .
the words are nice , but the tone is scary ?
i know you . & i love you .
eventually we’re gonna be together forever .
it’s better we just rip the band-aid off .
forgive me if i’m a little skeptical .
i had a lot of time to think .
if things are going to change , i have to change along with them .
i’m an artist , which means … it’s my job to be scared .
oh no , i knew it . you hate me now .
you essentially had to raise yourself .
okay , so … you still love me ?
yeah , we’re very different , but we already knew that !
there’s no one else i wanna be with .
what do you want from me ?!
i know you’re upset , you have a tell .
i don’t see any version of eternity where you don’t get bored of me .
this is not working , you’re bad at this .
wow , same old [ name ] .
first of all , you know what … uh , shut up !
honestly , [ name ] , i don’t know what’s to become of you .
i’m sorry i said that , before .
she knows you & loves you , & that’s all that matters .
against all odds , i know what you mean .
i’m sorry that i kicked you out .
it wasn’t about you .
i’m not gonna let myself be degraded by you again .
i took you for granted , & that was wrong .
i can’t have any of your dingleberry stink on me .
so , uh . i was being stupid .
i thought i got rid of you .
my , my , my … we’ve got some history , don’t we ?
it’s real this time , i promise .
might as well do some traveling .
[ name ] , i have been training for this day my entire life .
what time is it ?
i made dinner !
real talk , it didn’t go great .
i could never forget you .
remembering moments with you is the same as living with them .
can you just remember the happy times & forget the bad stuff ?
you are my role model .
you have a rockin’ bod .
don’t sell yourself short , [ name ] .
[ name ] , i’m gonna miss you .
i don’t want to leave you , but i’m … ready to leave .
i was alone my whole life . i told myself i liked it that way , but i don’t .
i like being with you .
meet you at the restaurant ?
i owe it to you to let you go .
i was never good at being sad .
none of this is bad .
i need you to do me one last favor .
say goodbye to me now , & leave before i wake up .
your system’s working perfectly .
thank you so much , [ name ] .
care to join me for a bit ?
the true joy is in the mystery .
do you mind if i stay here until you’re gone ?
first-time flirting prompts.
as requested by a lovely nonnie! these are, as mentioned above, more for the first flirtations, but i plan to make another two prompt lists that will be for more long-term relationship flirting and flirting in specific places! i hope you enjoy these!!
“ now, what’s someone as gorgeous as you doing in a place like this? ”
“ can i buy you a drink? ”
“ is this seat taken? ”
“ there’s no way someone as good-looking as you could be single, surely? “
“ could i interest you in a cheesy pick-up line, by chance? ”
“ you’re not from around here. i think i’d remember seeing someone like you in these parts… ”
“ i hope you don’t mind me being forward, but… i haven’t been able to take my eyes off you since you walked through those doors. “
“ mind if i join you? ”
“ it should be illegal to look as good as you do. ”
“ was that a threat, or a promise? ”
“ i don’t know whether to feel honored or frightened that you’re sitting next to me. ”
“ you here for business? or pleasure? ”
“ i’ve been thinking about you. ”
“ i don’t see an engagement ring… you single? ”
“ you come here often? ”
“ sorry, i can’t hear your lovely voice over the music! why don’t we find somewhere a little more quiet? ”
“ you, uh… you got a motel room nearby? ”
“ my place, or yours? “
“ you got any plans for the night? “
“ this is no place for an angel, baby. ”
“ i almost had to ask the bartender for a defibrillator, because you just made my heart skip a beat! ”
“ damn. maybe heaven really is a place on earth. ”
“ I WANT TO FIGHT . “ he is just, staring angrily ,
❝ omega , sweetie ! --- we’ve talked about this . ❞ goggles are lifted from tired eyes , pushed upwards to sit perched upon his brow. fingers are snapped & badniks deployed / something to keep the bratty machine occupied while robotnik works. ❝ daddy is working on world domination plans , okay ? your feeble attempts at my life will have to wait . ❞