John Constantine just wants to sleep. Please. Just... one full night of sleep. He can't have anything, can he? This is what he gets for adopting those three little gremlins.
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John Constantine adopts Dan, Dani, and Danny Phantoms. Shenanigans ensue.
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences.
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply.
Category: Gen.
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics).
Relationship: John Constantine & Danielle "Dani" Phantom.
Characters: John Constantine, Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Danny Fenton, Dan Phantom.
Additional Tags: De-Aged Danielle "Dani" Phantom, De-Aged Danny Fenton, De-Aged Dan Phantom, Age Regression/De-Aging, Danielle "Dani" Phantom is Called Ellie, Dan Phantom is Called Dante, Mentioned Danny Fenton, Mentioned Dan Phantom, Crack, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Parent-Child Relationship, Father-Daughter, Relationship, One Shot, John Constantine-centric, Slice of Life.