Law: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Aokiji: ....no
Law: Enough to break the ice! Hi my name is Trafalgar Law. What's your name?
Aokiji: ....
Aokiji: Get the fuck out of my office.
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Law: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Aokiji: ....no
Law: Enough to break the ice! Hi my name is Trafalgar Law. What's your name?
Aokiji: ....
Aokiji: Get the fuck out of my office.
Judge: you’ve been charged for jaywalking, how do you plead?
Trafalgar Law, leaning into the mic: I’ll take the death penalty.
Trafalgar Law is so fucking extra... when he has a nose bleed it spurts out in the shape of his Jolly Roger.
Commander-in-Chief Kong: We understand you have a great interest in becoming a Shichibukai, but we will also have to take your criminal record into consideration.
Trafalgar Law: Hm, my criminal record? Only illegal thing I've done is have KILLER looks. Ha, just kidding! I've also murdered a bunch of people.
whenever someone asks me what color is trafalgar law’s hair i will forever say dark blue. bitch is loyal.