#dr euclid

[ianasmodeus]

Hey, Ian. Have you met your region's councilor, Dmitri? His attitude seems a bit prickly.

IAN: “I’ll vote for him when his platform includes whatever rejuvenation science Euclid had.”

EUCLID: “Uh, Ian…?”

IAN: “I want to look young again!”

[ianasmodeus]

luminaire at genetech labs part 2

[ianasmodeus]

... For some reason, I can imagine Euclid just trying to splice the best parts of his favorite survival strains together to use on himself because fuck yes mad monster science. But since the first time almost went super badly, he's banned from survival, lol.

“Just because he’d get banned from Survival does not mean he wouldn’t come ask me for favors. And I believe you’re mistaken, Euclid doesn’t plan on using science on himself again. Last time we did science on him, he was a rat for five years.”

[ianasmodeus]

so like why tf doesnt euclid wear a shirt. whats with that.

IAN: “That, and Euclid has never taken a proper science course in his life.”

EUCLID: “And whose fault is that?”

IAN: “..... Definitely yours.”

[fyrefight]

I should start uploading my traditional art tbh

[ianasmodeus]

[ianasmodeus]

bonus:

Elwood’s selfie

[ianasmodeus]

“So, the board wanted us, that is, the biggest contributors to the world of science to take a picture together. They hired Elwood to take the picture because I think they might be under the impression that all of us enjoy Elwood’s company and will cooperate if it’s him. 

“Because Blake, the resident archaeologist (that’s not even a science; it’s interactive history), noticed Elwood was taking the picture, he had to poke fun of Jaxon simply for the fact that he and Elwood were cousins. Honestly, I feel bad. I guess the pumpkin-related Genetech items were a bit too obvious when it came to our partnership. Jaxon was trying to hide behind me, but it’s hard to hide behind someone when somebody’s putting the bunny ears right behind your head.

“Euclid saw both of his rivals in the same place and decided to bully Confucius and I. It’s enough that he ruined Confucius’ life, does he really have to rub it in? What a jerk! Why doesn’t everyone else hate him like I do?

Oh, and Calvin wanted absolutely nothing to do with us. He’s so childish. Kept calling us peasants and such. I get he’s an evil dictator on Atebus and all that, but the only impressive thing he’s done is create sentient robots. Okay, that’s pretty cool, but he’s not appearing to really be continuing his research. What a loser. 

This was taken around Morostide last year, it was pretty incredible we managed to not kill each other for the amount of time it took to take this. Elwood kept taking selfies.”