"Definitely not because Ms. Fluttershy and Dr. Fauna are both VERY pretty, no, who would give you that ridiculous idea?"
(transcript for my bad handwriting:
P1: "Well, I guess I kinda figured that the Ask Box would be dry for a bit."
P2: "So, why don't I give a little info about myself?" "I'm 26 years old." "I'm a trans lesbian." "I live in Ponyville with my dad, Lapis Lightning. He's always been supportive of me."
P3: "My special talent is an affinity for flying creatures, like birds, bugs, bats, and such. So I chose to volunteer at the very best animal care sanctuary in Ponyville: Sweet Feather Sanctuary."
P4: "For no particular reason....")