#dr verda

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My real responses to Wayhaven scenes, Part II

Verda: Be careful, Detective.

Me: All the care in the world won't prevent me from tripping over absolutely nothing, Verda, you know this. I literally have dreams about tripping and breaking things as I fall.

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My real responses to Wayhaven scenes, Part XII

Verda: *says Garrett Hayes had very high dopamine levels when he died*

Adam: Dopamine?

Me: *explains what dopamine is and what it does in extreme detail*

Adam: *stares at me*

Me: What? Just because I'm an autistic, depressed weirdo doesn't mean I'm not intelligent! In fact, studies have shows that autistics tend to have higher IQs than neurotypicals, so-

Verda: Sam.

Me: ...I also have ADHD.

Nate: We can tell.

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My real responses to Wayhaven scenes, Part XIV

Verda: *sees my bleeding hand* What happened?

Me: Dude at the hospital tripped and knocked me into a beaker. For once, it wasn't actually my fault!

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My real responses to Wayhaven scenes, Part VIII

Verda: *explains that the hospital doesn't like to help the police department in a timely manner*

Nate: Don't they want to help you catch the killer?

Me: Don't politicians want to help make the country a better place? Doesn't mean they're willing to stop their pissing matches with the opposite side in order to get it done. See, this is why I hate people.