#real responses

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Masterlist

It’s not much and I still have to add other stuff but I wanted to be able to keep track of everything.

I TAKE REQUESTS

If you want to request something, feel free. I'll let you know if I'm familiar enough with the show/movie/book/etc to write it.

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Fics

Thrown Into The Past [first person, Bucky x OC]:

Masterlist

Criminal Minds / Bones

Fics

Stranger In A Not-So-Strange Land [second person, Emily Prentiss x reader]:

Masterlist

Mass Effect

Fics

WIP Wednesday [third person, Shepard x Kaidan]

Not Fic-Related Stuff

WIP Wednesday [third person, Shepard x Kaidan]

Untitled Excerpt [third person, Shepard x Kaidan]

some of my screenshots

Shepard Leroy Jenkins-ing it

The Wayhaven Chronicles

Fics

31 Days of Wayhaven October 2020:

Day One: Sharp [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Two: Monster [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Three: Mirror [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Four: Strong [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Five: Moon [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Six: Broken [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Seven: Sleep [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Eight: Villain [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Nine: Fight [first person, Adam x OC]

Wayhaven31 October 2020:

Day One: Memories [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Two: Fear [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Three: Family [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Four: Nightmare [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Five: Echo [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Six: Bite [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Seven: Creature [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Eight: Ghost [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Nine: Twilight [first person, Adam x OC]

Day Ten: Costume [first person, Adam x OC]

Not Fic-Related Stuff

Real Responses:

Part I

Part II

Part III

Part IV

Part V

Part VI

Part VII

Part VIII

Part IX

Part X

Part XI

Part XII

Part XIII

Part XIV

Part XV

Part XVI

Part XVII

Part XVIII

Part XIX

Part XX

Part XXI

Part XXII

Part XXIII

Part XXIV

Self-Insert Shenanigans:

languages

tu omnia

I love Adam

I grow on you

Adam said the thing

me whenever Adam shows any feelings whatsoever

I 100% drive Adam crazy

Incorrect Quotes:

pick me, choose me, love me

A finally accepting their feelings, in GIFs

A is actually chicken shit

A and the detective after having sex for the first time

M and the Detective flirting, a meme

A likes the Detective, in GIFs

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My real responses to Wayhaven scenes, Part II

Verda: Be careful, Detective.

Me: All the care in the world won't prevent me from tripping over absolutely nothing, Verda, you know this. I literally have dreams about tripping and breaking things as I fall.

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My real responses to Wayhaven scenes, Part XXIV

Adam: Don't you dare black out again.

Me: Not exactly something I can control, but I'll do my best for you.

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My real responses to Wayhaven scenes, Part XX

Me: Don't worry, I like having all of you around.

Nate: All of us? I can't see Mason being many people's favourite house guest.

Me: Please, it's actually refreshing to be working with someone so blunt. Most of the time, people say something but mean another but expect you to get their meaning but expect you to respond as if you're responding to what they said and not what they meant but expect you to still actually respond to what they meant and-

Nate: I'm sorry I asked.

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My real responses to Wayhaven scenes, Part IX

Tina: When was the last time you even thought about spending some time on your love life?

Me: Tina, I dislike people in general. Why would I possibly be actively trying to spend time with them?

Tina: I don't understand, why don't you like people?

Me: Because they're stupid and annoying and also I'm perfectly happy with my lack of a life.

Tina: How are you my friend.

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My real responses to Wayhaven scenes, Part XVIII

Me: It'll be nice to have some company.

Mason: *smirks* Don't get much usually then?

Me: Please. I'm perfectly content to spend hours in bed rewatching Marvel movies or my favorite TV shows, sleeping, or reading a book. And not only do I enjoy my lack of a life, but I dislike people in general.

Felix: Good thing we're not usual people, then.

Adam: *stiffens*

Me: No, you're not, and I'm glad. I find normality extremely annoying.

Nate: Well, I'm glad you feel comfortable around us enough to allow us into your home.

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My real responses to Wayhaven scenes, Part XII

Verda: *says Garrett Hayes had very high dopamine levels when he died*

Adam: Dopamine?

Me: *explains what dopamine is and what it does in extreme detail*

Adam: *stares at me*

Me: What? Just because I'm an autistic, depressed weirdo doesn't mean I'm not intelligent! In fact, studies have shows that autistics tend to have higher IQs than neurotypicals, so-

Verda: Sam.

Me: ...I also have ADHD.

Nate: We can tell.