#dr: dsmp

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ok so I found this incorrect quote generator and dsmp dr hyperfixation go brr so i made a Ton of agate and the other kids and here are the ones that fit (with some wording changes to better fit characters/situations)(warning there’s A Lot)

Tubbo: I made tea!!

Agate: i don’t want tea

Tubbo: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea.

Agate: then why tell me?

Tubbo: it’s a conversation starter!

Agate: that’s a terrible conversation starter.

Tubbo: oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

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Agate: yeah, Ranboo and I have this sort of chemistry (/p) where we finish each other’s-

Ranboo: sentences?

Agate: don’t interrupt me.

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Agate: remember, if you see something, say something.

Tubbo: I saw a bee today!!

Agate: outstanding, this is exactly what I’m talking about.

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Agate: ha, some idiot tried to fight a squid earlier today.

Tommy, covered in ink: well MAYBE the squid was being a DICK

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Agate: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more. just in case.

Ranboo: agate that‘s a coma

Agate: Sounds Festive

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Tubbo: jail is no fun, I’ll tell you that much...

Agate: wha- you’ve been?

Tubbo: once. In monopoly.

((Tommy is q u a k i n g))

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Tommy: how petty can you get?!

Agate: i once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

((but hey at least my first instinct when something goes wrong isnt child murder))

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Tubbo: .. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

Agate: what’s that-

Tubbo: remorse code :(

Agate: I’m even angrier now.

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Tubbo: hey, we’re friends, right?

Agate: normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere. And I don’t like it.

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Agate: not every problem can be solved with a sword, tommy-

Tommy: that’s why I also have an axe!

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Agate: you use humor to deflect trauma.

Tommy: thank you

Agate: that’s not a good thing-

Tommy: what I’m hearing is you think I’m funny.

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Agate: *accidentally Decks Tommy after he made eye contact while they were wiping off their sunglasses*

Agate: *trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay”

Agate: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY

Tommy: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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Agate: calm down, violence isn’t the answer-

Tommy: you’re right.

Agate: thank you-

Tommy: violence is the question.

Agate: what.

Tommy, bolting: and the answer is yes.

Agate, running after him: NO-

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Agate: heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Tommy: what did you do

Agate: a Mistake

((look they may be fairly rational and Done With This Bullshit but theyre also a teenage intp which implies at least a little bit of chaotic dumbassery))

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Agate: this is a mistake.

Tubbo: a mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!

Agate: but not today.

Tubbo: oh no, today’s going to be a mess!

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Agate: prevented a murder today

Ranboo: really? How?

Agate: Self Control

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Agate: *stubs their toe* FUCK

Ranboo, covering Michael’s ears: language

Agate: oh, what am I supposed to say, “woe is I?”

Agate: you have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Agate: I am the most normal person in this group.

Ranboo: agate this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Agate: I DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDNT PUT THE BREAD IN! GHOSTBUR MIGHT HAVE PUT THE BREAD IN

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Agate: I’m starting to regret getting you that blender.

Tubbo, drinking toast: why do you say that?

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Agate: go away, I’m having a mid-life crisis

Ranboo: you’re 17-

Agate: and based on our track record i probably won’t even make it to 30. I’m starting late.

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Tommy: *kicks down the door, panicked*

Agate: what did you do.

Tommy: NO ONE DIED

Agate: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT

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Tubbo: if you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well i think that’d be a neat noise

Agate: I Beg To Differ

Tubbo: Then Beg

(there’s gonna be a part 2 bc I Have More)

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the song Ophelia just..... hits different late at night

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ok introducing agate (working name), my dsmp drself created out of rage

part enderman, so kinda related to ranboo??

Either More Ender or just displays more traits- taller (but not quite as tall as a full enderman), all black/navy blue, pure purple eyes, constantly picking up blocks (stimming tbh), ender is basically their first language (they have to consciously decide to speak human languages), instinctively Decks anyone that makes eye contact, water is painful, can teleport a short distance (but not very good at it)

chat are the endermen hivemind I don’t take constructive criticism

yeah so we can both hear them

it makes for an awkward first meeting like “hi I’m ranboo” “the beloved?????” “..................yes”

due to only being part endermen we can tune it out

please mr beloved. i need to know why your character is committing crimes in his enderwalk state. for. for my alternate reality.

ok their main motivation is for everyone to realize how fucked up this situation is!!

let me explain: ive been imagining a scene where agate just GOES OFF at one of the adults like “WE ARE FUCKING CHILDREN WE SHOULDNT BE FIGHTING IN WARS RUNNING COUNTRIES FEARING FOR OUR FUCKING LIVES”

they said “give these traumatized kids a retirement arc NOW”

villain arc but it’s just me telling everyone else to shut the fuck up about their petty grudges and revenge plots and let the kids get therapy

(look i love lots of these characters but you give a lot of them [like techno] too much slack. he killed literal children because he didn’t like the idea of government.)

agate, fucking Tired: JUST T A L K TO EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO UNNECESSARY

ranboos ideas of “pick people not sides” but with an extra dash of “chill the fuck out and stop murdering people at the slightest inconvenience”

Ranboo 🤝 Agate

“JUST DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON” “EVERY SINGLE TIME A CHARACTER HAS ISSUES THEY GO DO A VILLAIN ARC ITS DOESNT MAKE SENSE JUST DEAL WITH YOUR EMOTIONS”

they wear sunglasses a lot- stole the idea from eret. people stare less and it makes them a little less sensitive to eye contact. win-win.

(at some point tho they probably will take the glasses off with someone they really trust)

they used to have bangs covering their face, but their horns kept getting their hair tangled so they cut those off and went with sunglasses

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dsmp spoilers

ok new plan shifting into the dsmp for the sole purpose of beating the shit out of dream, reviving Tommy, and making sure these traumatized children get therapy and a nice retirement arc

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dsmp dr writing bc i miss Tommy and I think he needs a good scream

Tommy grumbles as we climb the small mountain, trudging behind me. “Where are we even going,” he asks, and i turn back, so used to the journey that I don’t need to watch my step.

“I told you, a special place. I mean, to me, it is.”

“Yeah, but where-”

We reach the peak, and he gasps.

Below us lies a clearing surrounded by cliffs on each side, a pond in the center. A small waterfall trails from a crevice in one of the cliff faces, providing a nice background noise. Neither of us like silence all that much.

“Woah.”

I smile. “Yeah. Come on, let’s go down-”

He hesitates.

“Tommy?”

“Um. What if he- what if he ambushes us?”

Oh.

“Tommy, listen to me. Dream doesn’t know about this place. No one else does. And if he does come here, I swear, I’ll rip that bastard to pieces. I won’t let him touch you.”

“…okay.”

The grass is even softer than I remember it. I haven’t visited my place in a while- it’s so far away from everything, the journey is long even with nether travel, and I’ve been pretty focused on everything going on with the prison.

Tommy smiles, tips his head up, and closes his eyes. Sun washes his face in golden light, and the shadows under his eyes seem to lessen.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him so peaceful.

“It’s nice here.”

I nod, though I know he can’t see me. Slowly, Tommy opens his eyes, taking a deep breath.

“So- why’d you ask me if I was cool with loud noises and shit? The waterfall’s actually pretty quiet.”

“Yeah, so, a lot of the times i come here because it’s just… So far away from everything. So, I use it as a place to just… scream, i guess. Let it all out.”

“Scream?”

“Yeah, like- can I show you?”

“Sure.”

I tip back my head and unhinge my jaw, letting out a scream so long and loud my voice goes hoarse. I can feel the buzzing on ender particles around me, the warbling in my throat that I know signifies the strengthening of my ender traits. There are certain things that seem to bring out my ender side more- strong emotion, someone or someone I care about being in danger, and… this.

I click my jaw back into place and turn to look at Tommy, who’s grinning.

“Holy shit, dude! That was like- yknow how endermen scream? When you accidentally look then in the eye? Yeah, it was like that and a human scream, all smushed together! It was cool as shit!”

I chuckle slightly, rubbing the back of my neck. “You think so? I used to sort of- hide it, I guess. My ender stuff. But- it’s not a bad thing, why should I be ashamed of it?”

“Dude, it’s so badass.”

“Thanks.”

(He doesn’t know how much it means to hear that. Sort of sucks, being majority ender when you live in a world that sees them primarily as pets or a source of pearls.)

Tommy opens his mouth, shuts it, and opens it again. “Can- can i try?”

“Of course.”

Tommy walks to the edge of the pond, staring up at the sky again.

He screams, and my heart almost breaks.

This isn’t like when he’s scared or in pain. This is a scream of anguish, hurt, exhaustion.

There’s silence for a moment.

“That- that felt good. Can we…. Can we stay here? Just for a bit?”

I try not to let my voice shake (with grief, for the kid he used to be? Rage, at the people who broke him?) as I speak. “Of course. I’ll make sure no one comes. Promise.”

Tommy actually sleeps, for the first time in days.

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give Puffy a glock 2k21 if tubbo can have nukes then she should get a gun

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puffy: goes off on the eggpire, monologues about how the kids are the ones that suffer the most while the adults never face the consequences of their actions

agate, from a distance: fucking FINALLY

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OK SWITCHED OVER TO PUFFYS STREAM. I HAVE NEVER WATCHED HER BEFORE. BUT HELL YES GIRL GET THEM YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WITH COMMON SENSE (/rp)