#dr-pickle

[armandyke]

Katie guess who just fucked over the rest of the week by staying up until 4 am so I could read Schrödinger's Romance and Schrödinger's Wedding in one night

Can u imagine if I followed this up with “haha well here’s a new finished chapter for you to read!”

I haven’t finished it but like can you imagine.

[lebians]

Playlist: cozy and dozing

warm foothills - alt-j

cigarette daydreams - cage the elephant

princess zelda - LOZ: Ocarina of Time

lake song - the decemberists

better times - beach house

what kind of love - childish gambino

will you still love me tomorrow? - amy winehouse

like real people do - hozier

sleepwalker- arcade fire

empire ants - gorillaz

sunday candy - donnie trumpet & the social experiment

go to sleep - the avett brothers

[armandyke]

katie I was trying to find the glancing man ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) I know thats not what it's called but instEAD I found articles with summaries that goes something like "if you're a man and you regularly eye fuck women",,, and "the female mind has always been a complete mystery to most men and their enigmatic thoughts and actions impossible to decode... until now". cleanse my eyes from this het hypocrisy this is biphobia I was just trying to find a meme

I’m so sorry you had to see that man

[armandyke]

katie guess what i just did. i just made spaghetti and ate it straight out of the pot.

I’m so proud of you. I just ate a piece of cheese from the fridge even though I made mac and cheese for dinner using like 5 cups of cheese.

[armandyke]

different Sims anon but I tried to get a straight couple to like each other and they're best friends but I accidentally hit "just be friends" so now they won't do anything romancey I guess they're gay,,

akdjakjskas straights in the sims universe? it’s not realistic

[armandyke]

Ok so in Spiderman: homecoming they did a decent job at portraying him as a kid... The Lego Death Star was a big(ish) deal to Peter & Ned, & his relationship with Aunt May is so sweet, & although T*ny St*rk was in it, he did a good job of staying in the background & he actually attempted to be a good mentor to Peter which was A+. Peter did a lot of complaining abt "I'm not a kid!!1! I wish they wouldn't treat me like a kid!" But eh,, also! Zendaya's character is a woke sjw & she gives me life

@marvel leak the hd version online for me 

[armandyke]

I'm proud of u that shrek post has ruined my life but it's okay 💯💯💯💯 u deserve all the shitpost awards,, that's the best thing on this hellsite

Thank u.. I’d like to thank the academy 

[armandyke]

Seb looks like a dad

He has grey hairs in his beard.. he followed a bunch of children’s book companies on instagram.. all the signs are there..