out of all the ghouls
which ones do you think are absolutley PACKING?
A question I put way too much thought into, frankly. No complaints; I live for the chance to overthink exactly this kind of thing, which is why I keep the ask box open. Since there's only a few I think are packing packing, here's a quick and dirty ranking of all the penis-having ghouls I can think of from 3/New Vegas/4, plus Cooper, obviously. If I missed anyone, I'll be happy to add them.
Ranking Ghoul Penis Size (Fallout 3/Fallout: New Vegas/Fallout 4)
Literally so big you might not even want it, possibly disqualifying: Edward Deegan
Seriously packing, but manageable: Charon, Harland, Kent Connolly (a true dark horse), Gunther Jenkins
Above average: Barrett, Desmond Lockheart, Roy Phillips, Andy Scabb, Grecks, Dean Domino, Joshua Graham, Rotface, John Hancock, Tommy Lonegan, Nick Valentine (pre-synth), Eddie Winter, Wiseman, Cooper Howard/The Ghoul
Middle-of-the-road average: Dr. Barrows, Mister Crowley, Quinn, Gob, Barrett, Patchwork, Snowflake, Kyle Edwards, Raul Tejada, Hadrian, Arlen Glass, Sinjin, the Vault-Tec Rep, Ham, Captain Zao, Mort McCoy
Below average: Murphy, Michael Masters, Winthrop, Ahzrukhal, Jason Bright