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Very, very serious enquiry…

Which ghouls would whimper?

I’m talking from being constantly pathetic with it—to letting a few slip with a heap of embarrassment

I agree, this is a very serious matter. Thanks for the ask!

Ranking Ghouls' Susceptibility to Whimpering

Constantly pathetic with it, basically cries the entire time: Gob, Snowflake, Hadrian, Jason Bright, Kyle Edwards, Arlen Glass, Kent Connolly

Very frequent whimpers: Mister Crowley (and he's humiliated by it), Quinn, Winthrop, Grecks, Rotface, Vault-Tec Rep, Mort McCoy

Occasionally whimpers if you surprise them or make them feel especially good: Ahzrukhal, Dr. Barrows, Patchwork, Harland, Dean Domino, Edward Deegan, John Hancock, Gunther Jenkins

If you heard them whimper, no you fucking didn't: Michael Masters, Murphy, Roy Phillips, Desmond Lockheart, Andy Scabb, Eddie Winter, Ham, Captain Zao, Oswald the Outrageous, Cooper Howard/The Ghoul

Whimper-proof 99.9% of the time: Barrett, Charon, Joshua Graham, Raul

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Private Kyle needs more love and fanart about him ❤️

He has potential

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How close do the ghouls need to be to someone before they're willing to have sex with them? Like, who's ok with a one night stand with a stranger, who's ok with a friend with benefits, and who needs a serious committed romantic relationship?

Ranking Ghouls' Need for Closeness Before Sex

Closeness not required. More than fine with casual sex, hook-ups with strangers. Chooses partners based on looks. Mister Crowley, Snowflake, Andy Scabb (looks are equally ranked with what he thinks he can get out of you in terms of importance), Eddie Winter

Chooses partners primarily based on looks, but also prefers at least some familiarity and connection, even if it's only a primal connection. Ahzrukhal, Barrett, Patchwork, Desmond Lockheart, Harland, Joshua Graham (pre-barbecue), Dean Domino, Edward Deegan, John Hancock, Tommy Lonegan

Likes to get to know someone a little first. Open to having "friends with benefits"-type arrangements. Doctor Barrows, Charon, Michael Masters, Murphy, Roy Phillips, Grecks, Hadrian, Kyle Edwards, Oswald the Outrageous, Mort McCoy, Cooper Howard

Likes to have more serious feelings for someone before they sleep with them. May or may not be open to "friends with benefits" due to the emotional complications that can result from it. Quinn, Rotface, Joshua Graham (post-barbecue), Ham, Vault-Tec Rep, Gunther Jenkins

Requires deep personal and romantic connection before they're willing to sleep with someone. Gob, Winthrop, Jason Bright, Raul Tejada, Arlen Glass, Kent Connolly, Nick Valentine, Captain Zao, The Ghoul (this man is terrified of sex and the vulnerability it requires, wants romance but won't admit it)

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which ghouls do you think would be most into having a partner that cries during sex?

Sometimes, when it comes to these ranking questions, coming up with the categories is harder than doing the actual ranking.

Ranking Ghouls' Feelings on Partners Crying During Sex

Crying only makes them harder; will likely try to make you cry (via pain, overstimulation, humiliation, etc.) on purpose because it turns them on: Ahzrukhal, Desmond Lockheart, Andy Scabb, The Ghoul (but only under certain circumstances where he feels like he has proper control)

Crying doesn't turn them on, but doesn't ruin the mood, either (OR, it does turn them on, but they refuse to acknowledge it): Mister Crowley, Murphy, Harland, Joshua Graham (absolutely fucking loves it and will never admit it), Dean Domino (likes it sometimes, but is generally too self-involved to even notice you're crying), Eddie Winter, Tommy Lonegan, Oswald the Outrageous

Instantly alarmed by any crying, and while it does cool things down, they can be persuaded to keep going: Barrett, Charon, Patchwork, Winthrop, Grecks, Private Kyle Edwards, Edward Deegan, Captain Zao

Only likes it when you cry from overstimulation: Michael Masters, Quinn, Snowflake, Rotface, Ham, John Hancock, Nick Valentine, Gunther Jenkins, Cooper Howard

Crying ruins the mood/takes them out of it: Doctor Barrows, Gob, Roy Phillips, Hadrian, Jason Bright, Raul Tejada, Arlen Glass, Kent Connolly, Vault-Tec Rep, Mort McCoy

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Who would give you uppies?

Another question that gave me a good chuckle.

Ranking Ghouls' Willingness to Give Uppies

Gives uppies freely: Doctor Barrows, Quinn, Snowflake, Hadrian, Kyle Edwards (big PDA fan), Rotface, Arlen Glass, Edward Deegan, Ham (not typically the tallest guy in the room, but he'll lift you over his head he has to), John Hancock (see: Ham), Tommy Lonegan, Oswald the Outrageous, Gunther Jenkins, Mort McCoy, Cooper Howard

Gives uppies on occasion: Ahzrukhal, Barrett, Charon, Gob, Patchwork, Winthrop, Grecks (has to be careful; makes him dizzy), Raul Tejada (would do more often if it weren't for his back...and his knees...), Eddie Winter (can be fairly affectionate if he likes you a lot), Kent Connolly, Nick Valentine (worries about accidentally hurting you with his de-gloved hand), Vault-Tec Rep

Pretends they don't give uppies, but they do: Mister Crowley, Michael Masters, Roy Phillips (secretly a massive sap if he finds himself liking someone enough), Desmond Lockheart, Harland (will do so when he's especially happy to see you, but generally it's too intimate a gesture), Joshua Graham (saves his uppies for after marriage), Captain Zao (but the level of intimacy you'd have to attain with him in order to get him to do it is damn-near insurmountable), The Ghoul

Doesn't give uppies: Murphy (not really tall enough to do so anyway, unless you're very short), Andy Scabb, Jason Bright, Dean Domino

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out of all the ghouls

which ones do you think are absolutley PACKING?

A question I put way too much thought into, frankly. No complaints; I live for the chance to overthink exactly this kind of thing, which is why I keep the ask box open. Since there's only a few I think are packing packing, here's a quick and dirty ranking of all the penis-having ghouls I can think of from 3/New Vegas/4, plus Cooper, obviously. If I missed anyone, I'll be happy to add them.

Ranking Ghoul Penis Size (Fallout 3/Fallout: New Vegas/Fallout 4)

Literally so big you might not even want it, possibly disqualifying: Edward Deegan

Seriously packing, but manageable: Charon, Harland, Kent Connolly (a true dark horse), Gunther Jenkins

Above average: Barrett, Desmond Lockheart, Roy Phillips, Andy Scabb, Grecks, Dean Domino, Joshua Graham, Rotface, John Hancock, Tommy Lonegan, Nick Valentine (pre-synth), Eddie Winter, Wiseman, Cooper Howard/The Ghoul

Middle-of-the-road average: Dr. Barrows, Mister Crowley, Quinn, Gob, Barrett, Patchwork, Snowflake, Kyle Edwards, Raul Tejada, Hadrian, Arlen Glass, Sinjin, the Vault-Tec Rep, Ham, Captain Zao, Mort McCoy

Below average: Murphy, Michael Masters, Winthrop, Ahzrukhal, Jason Bright

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Who do you think is good with dirty talk during sex? Who can’t string together a sentence? Who keeps muttering about forgiveness and saving room for Jesus?

Ohhhhhh, I like this question. This is exactly the kind of thing I feed my brain to chew on during the day.

Ranking Ghouls' Ability to Talk Dirty

Absolutely Filthy Mouth: Ahzrukhal, Crowley, Snowflake, Harland, Rotface, Dean Domino (literally never shuts the fuck up, lots of self-aggrandizement), Edward Deegan (also never shuts the fuck up, but he's at least embarrassed by it), Eddie Winter, John Hancock, Tommy Lonegan, Cooper Howard

Talks Dirty, But Rarely: Dr. Barrows, Michael Masters, Quinn, Grecks, Raul Tejada (almost always does it in Spanish, especially if he knows you don't speak it), Ham, Wiseman

Talks, But Not Dirty: Murphy (curses, gives orders), Winthrop (curses, gives lots of praise), Andy Scabb (gives orders), Joshua Graham (incessant Bible quotes, occasional scolding and chastisement), Vault-Tec Rep (gives lots of praise), Captain Zhao (gives orders)

Doesn't Talk, Still Vocal (simply can't form words): Patchwork, Hadrian, Kyle Edwards, Arlen Glass

Pretty Silent Overall (some grunts and groans, maybe an occasional cuss word, but that's about it): Barrett, Charon, Gob, Roy Phillips, Jason Bright, Kent Connolly

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Might be an odd question, but let’s be real, ghouls are pretty unique physically; no noses, inhuman eyes, ~ribbed for her pleasure~. Do you think a Ghoul Kink is a known phenomenon and, if so, which ghouls take advantage of it? Are there any that avoid a partner who wants a ghoul specifically so they aren’t objectified?

Fun ask! Ghoul fetishization is definitely a thing, even in canon. I've seen it mentioned a lot in fan works, but there's also at least a couple mentions of ghoul fuckery/fetishization in the games. New Vegas, especially, is pretty forward with the idea that there are people who want to get down with ghouls. You can recruit Beatrix Russell, the hired gun employed by the Followers of the Apocalypse, to work as a sex worker at the Atomic Wrangler, as the twins who run the place are looking for a ghoul for a high-paying regular client who has specifically requested one. There are also multiple ghoul sex workers employed at Gomorrah, both male and female, which implies demand for sex with ghouls on the Strip. Medical records can be found that note possible physical side effects of fucking a ghoul, which means it happens frequently enough for doctors to note common outcomes.

For the record, I'm looking at this more from the angle of pure fetishization (bad, dehumanizing) rather than just having a higher than average level of attraction to ghouls (acceptable, sexy). When it comes to the latter, I don't think most folks would have an issue.

Ranking Ghouls' Thoughts on Ghoul Fetishists

Will fuck a ghoul fetishist, doesn't see an issue: Michael Masters, Patchwork, Andy Scabb, Kyle Edwards (though he has a bad experience if he does so, which changes his mind), Dean Domino

Might fuck a fetishist, but keeps their guard up about it: Ahzrukhal (someone being that into it kinda spoils it for him), Gob, Murphy, Snowflake, Hadrian, Rotface, Eddie Winter, Edward Deegan, Tommy Lonegan

Avoids interacting with fetishists: Barrett, Dr. Barrows, Charon, Crowley, Quinn, Roy Phillips, Winthrop, Grecks, Harland, Jason Bright, Joshua Graham, Raul Tejada, Arlen Glass, Ham, John Hancock, Kent Connolly, Vault-Tec Rep, Captain Zao, Gunther Jenkins, Cooper Howard