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Keith Ablow, MD is a psychiatrist who is board certified in adult and adolescent … where he obtained his M.D. Dr. Ablow then completed…

Keith Ablow, MD is a psychiatrist who is board certified in adult and adolescent … where he obtained his M.D. Dr. Ablow then completed psychiatry training at … Associates, a primary care institution for geriatric medicine in Newburyport.

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Hey Dr.Keith I'm an avid book reader. But my interests reside in fantasy fiction stories. I'm looking to broaden my genres; what is your favourite book and genre and why? My favorite genre has very recently shifted from Historical Fiction to the field of Erotic E-books. 10 years ago it would have been not only embarrassing but unlawful to read a lurid tale at a park bench near a playground. Today, thanks to The Kindle E-Reader, I can privately and carnally indulge in all 50 Shades of Grey wherever my erection leads me like its some sinful divining rod and the public is none the wiser. Dr. Keith, What's your absolute favourite song to play live and why? This is the second question in a row that has a crammed a “U” into the word “favorite”. I typically don’t cotton to such commie bullshit but seeing as how the questions this week are few in number I really don’t have much of a choice. My favorite song to perform live has been, for years, Wham’s “Careless Whisper” but it really depends on what time of night its performed. Usually the bar patrons respond more strongly when its done just before the place closes but at that time of night I cant promise that my heart will be in it 100%. Any song by Blessed Union of Souls is a crowd pleaser (though it DOES get weird when he sings the n-word) and Blackstreets “No Diggity” is an indisputable hit. Obviously, I’m a romantic so next week I plan to try a Bone Thugs classic. Dear Doc, I was wondering if you had any advice for dealing with an annoying English professor who you can't stand? Try doing what my students used to do to me- pants him as he passes you in the aisle, then find out where he lives, take his girlfriend on a beautiful date, get her to fall in love with you, spend his money that he put into her account and spray paint the word “uterus” on the side of his Honda Civic. Hi Doc, How do you feel about the youth's recent fascination and bizarre (and kind of unhealthy) obsession with mustaches? Where do you think this is stemming from? I'd bet an exorbitant amount these young ones wouldn't know Burt Reynolds from Sam Elliot. So, why this mustache fixation? It stems from a human desire to make a statement, and while this most recent fad is moustache growing, its just a different manifestation of the same psychological urge. The more extreme your willingness to steer off the beaten path, the more seriously you will be taken by the counter culture. has there been a path more beaten than the one between a penus and vujyna? It is a primal urge and it underlies everything humans do. if you can divert from it, you are truly your own person. So what better way to broadcast that you are your own sexually disinterested youth and you refuse to be driven by such mainstream internal chemicals than by growing a moustache like the thousands of other dudes who are patting themselves on the back just like you? Keith, What is your favorite brand of beer? To me, beer is like music. There are certain kinds I enjoy only at certain times of day while doing specific kinds of things. In my opinion, nothing is better than a Guinness while showering. Newcastle is a perfect mid-workout drink and Molson XXX tastes best while in court. If my wife and I decide to take a relaxing weekend ride into the country, nothing makes me happier than sitting in the back seat and enjoying a cold, crisp shotgun of Miller High Life while she drives but if I’m doing something a bit more active like Karate with my 2nd cousin near the swamp behind his house then its Shock Top all the way.

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From The Office of Dr. Keith Buckley: 9/18Hey Dr. Keith. Long time reader, first time questioner. Who would be your Top 5 people to "Party" with; real or fictional. Well, if a fictional party realm is accessible, then I can assume all constructs of time and space are susceptible to manipulation in which case I would most likely be able to party with 3 other me’s. that would make 4 of us which would be awesome. Then probably the lady with 3 boobs from Total Recall for obvious reasons* *sexual reasons. Dear Keith, What's the best online dating site for people looking to date Jews, but are not Jewish? If there are a few things I can surmise based upon misinformed stereotypes its that Jewish people love Florida, sending food back, shopping at Target and gchat. Since there are no specific websites devoted to these at the same time, my advice is to find a Target in Orlando, order a hot pretzel from the in-store restaurant Skedaddles, loudly complain about its lack of salt, send it back in a fit of rage and simply wait for your curious but intrigued Jewish soul mate to wander over. After that, get her gchat name and ask for noodz. Dear Keith, I have a very very close friend who has a problem with a very addictive drug. Is there a way that I can stop enabling but still keep this person in my life until they are ready to get help? I am not an expert on addiction or rehabilitation but I do watch a lot of Intervention so I guess you could say I’m kind of an expert on addiction and rehabilitation. Unfortunately, I don’t think there is a way to remain close yet discontinue your tendency to enable this friend. You care about them and that’s why you want them close, but that concern- once in place- is inextricably tied to facilitating. You don’t want to see them suffer and withdrawal is suffering. I’ve been in your position and I know what its like to let someone have a drink because it provides temporary relief and all you want is to see them at peace. But its not right. If you walk away after giving them an ultimatum there is no way that they will hate you when/if they do get better. Chances are they’ll thank you for lighting the fire. Keith, If you were at a music festival and two of your most favorite bands were playing overlapping sets, would you choose to watch Band A's closing jam (thus missing Band B's most likely raging opener) or cut out of Band A's set early to catch the beginning of Band B? I’ve been faced with this conundrum multiple times in my life and in each instance I have resolved it in the same way. it is timeless and foolproof. If I am ever at a festival and two of my favorite bands are playing, I just insure that I am too preoccupied with alcohol and friends to care about watching live music. I convince myself that I a) have already seen both of them sometime in the not so distant past or b) will cross paths with them again soon or c) am too far away from the stages to make it in time anyway. When confronted with multiple options, chose none. Problem solved. Dr. Keith, After living in the Buffalo area for a year I became very depressed. I immediately moved back to New York City, to go back to what I like to call "reality". My question to you is what is it like to actually grow up in the area, then have the pleasure of seeing the rest of the world? What are good ways to keep yourself from being homesick? The reason people get homesick is because they are constantly comparing what they COULD have to what they DO have. I was the poster man-child for this for a long time. I had a tendency to remove myself from the present and set back down again in a situation more favorable- in my house, at The Pink, etc. Then, when I was forced to attend to current matters, they were never as ideal as the ones I invented. It made me resent what I had and where I was. That’s not a good way to live. Certainly I miss a lot about what I leave behind but stewing in my britches isn’t going to bring it to me. I think its important to appreciate where you are, and if your surroundings are too overwhelming, reach out to those select few who make you truly happy or try going inward. focus on yourself. run off your enormous man boobs. Write an erotic novel, or at least a letter to Penthouse. Skype with my uncles, they’re really cool. Build a working hose. The possibilities are limited!

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