#dr. mccormick

[eldritchkennysnum1enjoyer]

I love the idea that Vic Chaos and Dr. McCormick were both kind of corrupt, just Dr. McCormick actually bothered to cover his tracks while doing it, as well as "preferring the lives of the many over the few" which means he'd kill to benefit humanity.

Oh Old Rich Man Yaoi <3 (bonus if they're evil)

[chrissophrase]

Why he staring like that

[drkennymccormick-offical]

@craig-t-official alternative account here, who is married in the future? Like obviously looking on your page I can see that you and Butters got married, but who is married in the future? Pacifically I’d like to know if these people are married:

1. me and Tweek

2. Jimmy and Timmy

3. Stan and Kyle

4. Scott Malkinson and Clyde

Very interesting questions. Although people and other scientists have theorized that if you tell someone in the past about the future, it'll ruin the timeline. But since I am confident that the timeline has split, it wouldn't affect my timeline.

Yes, Craig and Tweek are still together and happily married. The first ones, actually.

After a year, Scott and Clyde were second, having a bigger wedding unlike Tweek and Craig.

Then a few years down the line, I got married to █████ and we had a small wedding, only with close friends and family.

Jimmy and Timmy had finally got married, although I wasn't invited due to being considered missing.

And with Kyle and Stan, I am not quite sure. Before I ended up in the past, they had something going on. Especially as Kyle is a single dad.

Last I checked, Cartman was taken off the streets by a very polite jewish woman... Yentl, I think her name was.

[eldritchkennysnum1enjoyer]

Proof that Adult Kenny (Post Covid Kenny) does have an actual voice

This is an old thing I put together and I really wanna talk about it cause; NO ONE DOES 💔

[chrissophrase]

Hi doctor hi doctor

[drkennymccormick-offical]

I miss my husband why did he have to be on a business trip 💔

When he could be here sucking on my dick :(

[drkennymccormick-offical]

I am still currently in the past, I have been seeing some stuff

Seeing myself as a kid again with my friends really reminds me of the good old days

[drkennymccormick-offical]

Everyone asks me "whats the future like?"

not how I ended up married to an absolute freak