New Witcher relationship tag: Draakul/Roach 🫏 🐎
How lucky we're not bipedal
"Hee-haw, isn't it funny how foolish people can be?" Draakul gives an amused snort. "Just look at them!"
OR: While Geralt and Regis are affected by the sex pollen, Roach and Draakul have a - somewhat philosophical - conversation. (companion piece to "I hate sex pollen")
general audiences, words: 200, humour, crack













