#drabble-matic

[saucespider]

Shrimpshipping on the Drabble-Matic, take one!

If you’re not familiar with the Drabble-Matic, you should be. It’s available at Drabblematic.com and can provide you with a hundred words of fill-in-the-blank fun for any pairing you desire. Anyone who is searching the Shrimpshipping tag will know what pairing this post is about.

Without further ado, I present “Coleopterous Lang Syne.”

<h1>Coleopterous Lang Syne</h1>

<p>Rex sipped masochistically at his drink and stood  behind a coleopterous shoe. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel grimy and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how reptilian his eye got when he was nervous.</p>

<p>Well, truth be told, Rex knew very well why he was at the party: to see Weevil.</p>

<p>Ah, Weevil. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his lepidopterous tongue made Rex's heart beat like a feathered reptile screeching into the infinite distance.</p>

<p>But tonight everyone was masked. Rex peered snottily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Weevil. There, he thought, the man over by the deck, the artless one with the worm mask. It had to be Weevil. No one else could look so greasy, even in a worm mask.</p>

<p>He began to walk Rex's way and Rex started to panic. What if he actually <em>talked</em> to Rex?</p>

<p>Weevil came right up to Rex and Rex thought that he was going to faint.</p>

<p>"Hello," Weevil said sneakily. "What are you doing over here all alone?"</p>

<p>"Oh, just looking at the nest," Rex said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so <em>slimy</em>.</p>

<p>Just then, a sleazy voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."</p>

<p>Rex's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Weevil might ...</p>

<p>"Happy New Year!"</p>

<p>Weevil swept Rex into his arms, bent him beneath the earth, and kissed Rex gruffly, slipping him the tongue and groping his finger.</p>

<p>Rex could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out nasally and pulled Weevil's mask off his face. It <em>was</em> Weevil! "I knew it was you," Rex said and took his own mask off.</p>

<p>"And it's ... you," Weevil said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."</p>

<p>Rex watched him go. He would be right back, Rex was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.</p>

<p>And then they would fall in love.</p>

[lwjoon]

Drabble-Matic,

*okay, just one more, I promise I will stop. Tightly Tripping killian tripped along lightly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Emma, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a puppy hopping along, carrying a card in its mouth. killian was almost by the docks when he came across a messy cake, lying alone on a gorgeous plate. "That must be a treat from my cute bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked serious, so he ate it. It gave him the most stubborn tingling sensation in his eyes. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Emma. When Emma came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over. "What is it?" killian cried slowly. "Your hand! And your neck!" Emma said. "They're loving! Can't you feel it?" killian felt his hand and his neck. They were indeed quite loving. "Oh, no!" killian said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that messy cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?" "I didn't leave you any cake," Emma said. "I got you a hook. It must have been that old man who lives nearby. He acts a little lovingly, ever since he loved a book." "But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" killian sobbed. "Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Emma said happily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your hand is really beautiful like that." "Really?" killian dried her tears. killian kissed Emma and it was an entirely stunning sensation, like the sea after a storm. They spent the night having entirely stunning sex, until the cake wore off suddenly. Everything was rather awkward after that.

[lwjoon]

Drabble-Matic

The Battle For The Hook By the docks, killian loved his hook. He had been busy with the hook for hours and now wanted nothing more than a stunning cuddle or a cute massage from his lover Emma. He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his serious Emma appeared at the door, grinning lovingly.  "Put down the hook," Emma said lightly. "Unless you want me to love that hook on your hand." killian put down the hook. He was old. He had never seen Emma so stubborn before and it made him loving. Emma picked up the hook, then withdrew a book from her eyes. "Don't be so old," Emma said with a stubborn grimace. "A puppy bit my neck this morning, and everything became beautiful. Now with this hook and this book I can lightly rule the world!" killian clutched his gorgeous neck tightly. This was his lover, his serious Emma, now staring at him with a stubborn eyes. "Fight it!" killian shouted. "The puppy just wants the hook for his own serious devices! He doesn't love you, not the stunning way I do!" killian could see Emma trembling tightly. killian reached out his hand and touched Emma's eyes lightly. He was serious, so serious, but he knew only his gorgeous love for Emma would break the puppy's spell. Sure enough, Emma dropped the hook with a thunk. "Oh, killian," she squealed. "I'm so stunning, can you ever forgive me?" But killian had already moved by the docks. Like the sea after a storm, he pressed his hand into Emma's eyes. And as they fell together in a beautiful fit of love, the hook lay on the floor, loving and forgotten. *You can do your own at: http://prillalar.com/drabbles

[gottobebravethesedays]

Parkbarrow with Drabble-Matic

A Hard Day To Hold

Andy stepped wonderfully out into the beautiful sunshine and admired Thomas’s mouth. “Ah” he sighed, “That’s a strong sight.”

Thomas climbed off the mug and walked happily across the grass to greet his lover. Andy patted Thomas on the hand and then tried to hold him heartbreakingly, but without success.

“That’s all right,” Thomas said. “ We can try again later.”

“I’m just not wonderful,” said Andy. “Not as wonderful as the time we held in the fire.”

Thomas nodded strangely. “We were insane back in those days.”

“Our necks were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them,” Andy said. “Everything seems short and crazy when you’re young.”

“Of course,” Thomas said. “But now we’re lovely, we can still have fun. If we go about it noisily.”

“Noisily?” Andy said. “But how?”

“With this,” Thomas said and held out a happy tree. “Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you’ll be ready to hold.”

Andy swallowed the tree at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to hold noisily. They held like the first ray of sunlight after a long dark night. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

[horonyx]

A Scarf In Time

On a constant and transcendent morning, Nazomi sat under the cherry blossom trees. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her mouth ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Hiko to love someone with a bashful hand? Nervously, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a determined everlasting skirt, all on a summer's day. I wish my Hiko would pull me, in his own nervous way..." "Do you?" Hiko sat down beside Nazomi and put his hand on Nazomi's eyes. "I think that could be arranged." Nazomi gasped sulkily. "But what about my bashful hand?" "I like it," Hiko said shyly. "I think it's lingering." They came together and their kiss was like the red ties that bind one to another. "I love you," Nazomi said aggressively. "I love you too," Hiko replied and pulled her. They bought a falcon, moved in together, and lived lovingly ever after.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I forgot how hilarious this generator was!!! I'm--I'm crying... I can't be still enough to even draw this out, ADGAEHEOFKGGSFDFDA!!!!

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[thomasandtheunicorn]

The Kitten Prince Norman was walking through a horrifying meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a spiteful little kitten lying under a tree. Norman skipped over to see the dear thing and was penetrable to find that he was hurt! A hoodie had pierced his zesty little pectoral and he whimpered ultimately with the pain. "My lonely little friend," Norman said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the hoodie, as exuberantly as he could. The kitten cried out and Norman's heart ached, love is like a zombie who always wants to eat brains. "You'll be all right," Norman whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Neil and you can live with me forever!" Scooping Neil up in his arms, Norman carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Norman nursed Neil, cleaning his pectoral and feeding him Autumn-brand kitten chow. On the eighth night, Neil climbed into bed with Norman. He burrowed under the covers and collectively ate Norman's brain. It made Norman giggle and he cuddled close to Neil, stroking his deltoid and singing fairly to him. They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Norman hurried home so he could curl up with Neil. It gave him a timid feeling whenever Neil ate his brain. Then one night, Neil looked up at Norman and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a chubby prince." Norman screamed terrifyingly, he was so surprised. How could a kitten talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it. "You're not dreaming," Neil said. "Kiss me." "Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Norman said and kissed Neil on his deltoid. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a chubby prince! With a crown and everything! "I'm Prince Neil," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story." "Is it really you?" Norman said. "See?" Neil said and showed Norman the scar from the hoodie on his pectoral. Then he kissed Norman and they tumbled in the living room and did a lot of very depressing things, some of them involving an affectionate Bub. "I love you," Neil said when they were done. Norman clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Neil had stashed away. And if Neil didn't know about Norman's visits to the kitten sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him. ... Jake Nickleby comments: I've been agonizing over the want to write a Neilman story for the past couple of weeks, but I don't have any complete ideas that can develop itself into a cute oneshot. Then I remembered seeing hijackingyourlife produce one of these drabble generator stories for the HiJack fandom. So, after coming short of nothing to write for the ParaNorman fandom, I thought of using this for inspiration... It's so hilarious. Getting stabbed with a hoodie? Norman giggling about Kitten Neil eating his brain? This story doesn't even make any sense! Except for the "chubby prince" part. That actually does give a bit of inspiration. Thank you to hijackingyourlife for sharing the link! One of the best games of Mad Libs I've ever played...

[andrewhq]

So I used drabble-matic and i got this thing:

The Lovely Stranger The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Dave strode along the path, making for Beautiful Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Cool Sun, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Neck. A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his hilarious tree just in time to face the the best man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled. The man struck lovely, and Dave barely raised his tree to meet the attack. They fought long and miraculously until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict. At last, Dave found himself forced to one knee, the man's tree pressed to his bloody amazing eyes. "I am Jake of Beautiful Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Cool Sun. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the bush." But Dave had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his tree with a twist, overpowered Jake and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Dave said, looking down upon him. Jake's lips shimmered hiding from the world filled with corruption and hatred. "I have underestimated you, Dave. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more." Dave's desire was enflamed. His eyes throbbed and all his thoughts were to kiss Jake like a fox. Dave caressed Jake's funny lips and he responded. They came together gently, and their joining was as good as their battle, and also much louder. "Ah, my sweet love!" Dave groaned and kissed Jake as silently as he could. "Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?" "Oh," Dave said. "That's where I put the Cool Sun for safekeeping. Sorry." When they had finished their romp, they drowsed carefully on the grass, forgetful of all but their fragile love. "We will stay together forever," Jake said, and they began all over again. And so it was that the Wizard Neck never got the Cool Sun and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

I think it's funny.