#draco be like

[aiuredsworld]

HBD HARRY JAMES POTTER

[momokiiicos]

tbh in fics where draco is harry’s First Homosexual Experience and when harry went in to kiss him and he’s all like wow i didn’t know male lips are like this they’re stronger rougher and “chapped” BUT here is the thing. you really think Draco Posh-Snot Malfoy who spends 25/7 tending to his beautiful hair and who probably has hundreds of mosturizing potions for his face wouldn’t also have tens of lip balms in various flavours for his very important lips ???

i think in reality it goes like this. harry would be like “wow these are the softest and sweetest lips i’ve ever tasted omg i love you malfoy” and draco would be like “yes, potter, it’s cherry flavour, you like that?”

like ????

[momokiiicos]

Harry : *glares* i hate you Malfoy !!

Draco : *shouts* don't talk to me ever again Potter !!

*5 seconds later*

Harry : hey hogsmeade date after class?

Draco : yeah sure

[momokiiicos]

*walking past Draco*

Harry : ferret!

Ron : ferret!

Hermione : ferret!

Everyone else : ferret!

Draco :

Draco :

Draco :

Draco : that was ONE time

[momokiiicos]

Draco : *3am* So, Potter, you know this thing where -

Harry : Silencio!

Draco :

Draco :

Draco : I can't believe you've done this.

[drqconius]

Draco is the type to eat pizza with a knife and fork