#slytherinvaluesrants

[momokiiicos]

imagine one day out of the blue harry sends a “send this to your enemy with no context” video to draco

and draco sends one back

and then they keep sending similar vids back and forth

until one day it changes

to “send this to your weird friend with no context”

and then

to “owl mates”, to “friend”, to “best friend”

and finally to

“crush”

omg sb write this

[momokiiicos]

tbh in fics where draco is harry’s First Homosexual Experience and when harry went in to kiss him and he’s all like wow i didn’t know male lips are like this they’re stronger rougher and “chapped” BUT here is the thing. you really think Draco Posh-Snot Malfoy who spends 25/7 tending to his beautiful hair and who probably has hundreds of mosturizing potions for his face wouldn’t also have tens of lip balms in various flavours for his very important lips ???

i think in reality it goes like this. harry would be like “wow these are the softest and sweetest lips i’ve ever tasted omg i love you malfoy” and draco would be like “yes, potter, it’s cherry flavour, you like that?”

like ????

[momokiiicos]

*walking past Draco*

Harry : ferret!

Ron : ferret!

Hermione : ferret!

Everyone else : ferret!

Draco :

Draco :

Draco :

Draco : that was ONE time

[momokiiicos]

don’t you just....l o v e....those people who follow you just after reading one (1) of your posts.......i mean.....thank yOU for investing so much......trust in me....*sobs*

[momokiiicos]

i know i told you guys about my motivation post-its on my laptop. but i just randomly remember there is one more most slytherin thing i’ve ever done :

i trained myself to be ambidextrous just so i can use the other hand in writing exams when my dominant one gets tired. so i can write more and score more