Draco: Fuck me if I’m wrong, Potter but—
Harry: Wrong, Malfoy, you are absolutely wrong
Draco: But I haven’t even—
Harry: You are WRONG!
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Draco: Fuck me if I’m wrong, Potter but—
Harry: Wrong, Malfoy, you are absolutely wrong
Draco: But I haven’t even—
Harry: You are WRONG!
Draco: huh, Pottah, can’t find a girlfriend for the ball?
Harry: shut up, you’re probably without a partner too
Draco: for your information, I can ask anyone and they’ll agree
Harry: really? why don’t you ask me then?
Draco: why don’t you ask me by yourself, Potter?
Harry: scared, Malfoy?
Draco: you wish, Pottah
Harry: pff, meet you at 5
Draco: wear something white so that we match, it shouldn't be hard for you
Harry: fine
Draco: fine
Ron: I’m not fine…
*Outside a pub*
Harry: *Pulls out a vape*
Hermione: Harry, what are you doing? Don't you know those can kill you?
Harry: What can I say? I love sucking on fruity things that are slightly toxic
Draco, who's with his own group of friends: *chokes in his drink*
Ron: Mate, please tell me you didn't start smoking just to flirt with Malfoy
Harry: Is it working?
Draco, hoarsely: Oh, it's working
Harry: he just makes me so mad!
Ron & Hermione: [in unison] we know.
Harry: i just want to punch him in that pretty mouth of his!
Ron: well the “pretty” bit was unnecessary but sure, you do that mate.
Harry: with my mouth
Ron: waht
Harry: softly
Hermione: okay and we’re leaving
Draco: *walks by*
Harry: I'd hit that
Hermione: I know you don't like him Harry but violence is never the answer
Harry: right yeah violence...that's what I meant...I'd hit that with my fists
Draco: *Babbling about Harry* Voldemort: Voldemort: Lucius...? Lucius: Yes, my Lord? Voldemort: I'm afraid that your son is gonna kill me if I kill Potter, would you mind too much if I just kidnap Potter and then get him married to your son? Lucius: I think you'd be my son's hero, if you did that. He's been wanting to marry Potter since he was five...
• incorrect Harry Potter quotes •
Draco: What are you in the mood for?
Harry: World domination.
Draco: That's a bit ambitious.
Harry: You are my world.
Draco: Aww...
Harry:
Draco:
Harry:
Draco: OH.
Draco: Give me a hug!
Draco: Give me a kiss!
Draco: Let me sit on your lap!
Draco: Hold my hand!
Harry:
Harry: *Throws Draco over his shoulder*
Draco: Mmm, are you taking me to the bedroom?
Harry: No, I’m returning you to your mother!