#incorrect drarry quotes

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Fuck me if I’m wrong, Potter but—

Harry: Wrong, Malfoy, you are absolutely wrong

Draco: But I haven’t even—

Harry: You are WRONG!

[rimarkka]

Draco: huh, Pottah, can’t find a girlfriend for the ball?

Harry: shut up, you’re probably without a partner too

Draco: for your information, I can ask anyone and they’ll agree

Harry: really? why don’t you ask me then?

Draco: why don’t you ask me by yourself, Potter?

Harry: scared, Malfoy?

Draco: you wish, Pottah

Harry: pff, meet you at 5

Draco: wear something white so that we match, it shouldn't be hard for you

Harry: fine

Draco: fine

Ron: I’m not fine…

[author-david-jimenez]

*Outside a pub*

Harry: *Pulls out a vape*

Hermione: Harry, what are you doing? Don't you know those can kill you?

Harry: What can I say? I love sucking on fruity things that are slightly toxic

Draco, who's with his own group of friends: *chokes in his drink*

Ron: Mate, please tell me you didn't start smoking just to flirt with Malfoy

Harry: Is it working?

Draco, hoarsely: Oh, it's working

[itsmyfix]

Harry: he just makes me so mad!

Ron & Hermione: [in unison] we know.

Harry: i just want to punch him in that pretty mouth of his!

Ron: well the “pretty” bit was unnecessary but sure, you do that mate.

Harry: with my mouth

Ron: waht

Harry: softly

Hermione: okay and we’re leaving

[gryfferin-gaybies]

Draco: *walks by*

Harry: I'd hit that

Hermione: I know you don't like him Harry but violence is never the answer

Harry: right yeah violence...that's what I meant...I'd hit that with my fists

[crackishincorrecthp]

Draco: *Babbling about Harry* Voldemort: Voldemort: Lucius...? Lucius: Yes, my Lord? Voldemort: I'm afraid that your son is gonna kill me if I kill Potter, would you mind too much if I just kidnap Potter and then get him married to your son? Lucius: I think you'd be my son's hero, if you did that. He's been wanting to marry Potter since he was five...

[imlilmisscomplicated]

• incorrect Harry Potter quotes •

Draco: What are you in the mood for?

Harry: World domination.

Draco: That's a bit ambitious.

Harry: You are my world.

Draco: Aww...

Harry:

Draco:

Harry:

Draco: OH.

[drarryjustbecause]

Draco: Give me a hug!

Draco: Give me a kiss!

Draco: Let me sit on your lap!

Draco: Hold my hand!

Harry:

Harry: *Throws Draco over his shoulder*

Draco: Mmm, are you taking me to the bedroom?

Harry: No, I’m returning you to your mother!