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Hamilton Performance by Jonathan Groff

NIGEL: Holy shit! I think I found my soundalike!

DRACO: ...Soundalike, sir?

NIGEL: Yeah, like a lookalike. Except, instead of looking like me, they sound like me.

DRACO: Ah, I see.

NIGEL: No, Draco. You hear.

NIGEL: ...Wait a minute. Where’s the Royal Scientist?

DRACO: Oh dear...

*suddenly, random portal. Scientist walks out with a plate of cookies, closing portal behind him*

VICTOR: ‘Sup, f**kers.

NIGEL: Victor, did you seriously go traveling between universes again?

VICTOR: Yes, but I have cookies this time. I mean, they’re oatmeal raisin, but they’re still cookies!

NIGEL: ...

DRACO: ...

VICTOR: ...Want some?

NIGEL: Hell yeah, I want some.

#draco saeben