#draco tops

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Oh Draco

Harry: Draco, I’m pretty sure I’ve another stalker, so be careful, alright?

Draco: Blah, blah, I’m just as good as you at magic!

LATER

Phone: *Rings*

Draco: *Picks up phone* Hello? Most handsome wizard ever to exist here!

Stalker: I see you.

Draco:

Stalker:

Draco:

Stalker:

Draco: Do I look good?

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Draco out there looking checking out that fine a s s

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Drarry Proposal 2

Draco: You’ve stolen so many things from me!

Harry: What, excuse me-

Draco: You’ve stolen my heart, my shirt, and even my cashmere sweaters!

Harry: Bish, what is goi-

Draco: Now I’m wondering if you’re going to steal my last name . . .

Harry: I-

Harry: I was this close to fucking Avada Kedavra’ing your head off, you don’t even kn-

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First Date

Harry, awkwardly: So, who are your favorite artists . . . ?

Draco: Your parents.

Harry: What?

Draco: Because they made you! *Winks*

Harry: That was the cheesiest line I’ve ever heard, but I’ll take it just because you’re super hot.

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Smooth Fuck

Draco: Spell “me,” Potter.

Harry: M-E. . . ?

Draco: You forgot the “d.”

Harry: There’s no “d” in “me.”

Draco: Not yet

Harry: Wha-

Harry: u smooth fuck

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Slip of the Tongue

Harry: What’s so hard to understand about Muggle things??? Like, what are you, five?

Draco: Yeah, five heads taller than you!

Harry:

Draco:

Harry:

Draco:

Harry: Do you want to die?

Draco: Fuck.

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*Gay*

Draco, speaking into a megaphone: So, have you ever heard of the siren that goes off when it’s near cute people?

Harry: No?

Draco: *Turns on megaphone’s siren*

Harry: I-

Harry: Wait, where the fuck didya get that megaphone???

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I Still Have Your Virginity!

Ron: *Chilling on a bench in the courtyard while drinking pumpkin juice*

Harry: Well, remember that I still have your underwear from last time!

Ron:

Draco, behind Harry: I still have your virginity, Potter

Ron:

Ron: *Spits juice in realization*