The Past Is A Foreign Country
Whaaaaa? This was MEANT TO BE FOR @harringroveweekoflove, I’m so sorry, the ball was MAJORLY dropped!
This was for the prompt ‘Accidental Marriage’, kindly donated for Harringrove for Australia by the wonderful and extremely patient @dragdragdragon. I’m so sorry it’s so late, but I really hope you enjoy it!
The Past Is A Foreign Country
“Remind me,” Steve huffed, straining to push his couch back against the wall, “why I agreed to this?”
Robin laughed breathlessly. “Because you’re a soft touch,” she said. “And Dustin knows it.”
There was very little Steve could say to that, since it was absolutely true. He’d made only the most token resistance when Dustin had called to ask if the party could stay for the weekend; deep down, he was touched to have been asked, and he suspected Robin knew it. It had been a while since he’d seen all the kids. Apparently they were having some sort of celebratory Dungeons and Dragons session, designed to last the entire weekend, and they needed to be shut away from the rest of the world to do it.
As much as he loved Dustin, he would never really understand the D&D thing.
It turned out that the Harrington dining table was no good - it was too long and narrow, and Dustin wanted a circular table for the game. So Steve and Robin had spent the last hour pushing all the furniture in the living room against the walls, and they were about to attempt to drag in the outdoor table, which was round.
“It’s gross,” he complained to Robin, not for the first time. “It’s covered in moss, and it’s going to be really heavy. Do you think we’ll even get it through the doors?”
“You measured it, dingus,” Robin said. “And we’ll use a tablecloth. Lighten up, Steve, stop pretending you’re not happy about this.”
Steve stuck his tongue out at her.
“If we wait until they get here, they’ll have to help,” he said ten minutes later, when he and Robin were straining to lift the table. “They’re going to help me put it all back.”
“Steve, shut up and lift,” Robin said, so he did. And yeah, okay, it wasn’t too difficult to maneuver the table into the living room, and once he’d covered it with a cloth it actually looked pretty good. Steve put one of his mother’s vases in the middle, and threw a cushion at Robin when she laughed at him.
“Shut up,” he said. “You’ve missed them too.”
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