[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Beware the Ides of March, my son,

The friends that turn, the knives that stab!

[bluesidedown]

Beware the treas'nous traitor scum

That give a brutal jab!

[theamiableanachronism]

He took his vorpal knife in hand

Long time the emperor-faux he sought

So waited he in conspiracy

And schemed in murd'rous thought

[theamiableanachronism]

And as he waited, through the door,

That emperor-faux, the C'sar of shame,

Came gliding 'cross the Senate floor

Unwitting as he came.

One two! Three four! And more and more

Their vorpal knives went through his back;

They left him dead, but Brutus swore,

"For Rome, we did attack."

"Look who hast slain our Caesar dear!"

Marc Ant'ny almost seemed to weep.

"This curs-ed day! Alack, I say!

Within doth Caesar sleep!"

[socialshakespeare]

hey sorry but we kinda stabbed your boyfriend. yeah like 23-27 times? idk. no no we loved him too, it's just his vibes were getting uhh... kinda ambitious? and like we've got that whole "no kings in rome" thing going so... oh you wanna speak at his funeral? yeah man sure i'm sure that's fine

[high-functioning-cosplayer]

Made a cake for Tumblr's favourite holiday ☺️

Happy Ides to those who celebrate 🗡️🗡️

[kaiasky]

listen up chucklefucks, i just gotta say. I'm not defending zir, but I'm sad zie deactivated. Like, i get that trauma lasts a long time and the good stuff is maybe easy to forget?? so maybe it's just like that. And my beloved mutual @/pompeyspuppygirl made a post about zir clout chasing behavior, which is pretty shitty behavior if it's true (and if we're canceling someone it had better be pretty severe). anyways now that zie's gone pompeyspuppygirl said it was okay to make this post (again, thanks ppg everyone go follow her --really everyone in this whole drama is worth a follow)

ANYways yeah zie was my mutual and like, reblogged a lot my smaller posts. (that isn't to discredit what my mutual pompeyspuppygirl is saying about zie clout chasing ofc). AND idk zie was always reblogging art from new and undiscovered artists and reblogging donation posts (which if you don't know is really bad if you're trying to clout chase...) (again, though, ppg is my mutual i believe her.) and like, remember on valentines day i tried to blaze zir posts and zie told me to stop because zie didn't want the posts to go viral? (but again ppg is my mutual and has a lot of proof in the Google doc I'm not trying to disprove that I'm just saying what else I know)

Idk, like i feel like a lot of people loved zir's blog a while back, bc like zie DID make some good posts?? So idk why everybody's acting like they aren't even a little bit sad.,. like ngl this feels like maybe all the reasonable people left to Twitter and all the Twitter refugees who love drama came here??? shdfhhdhdhdhdh haha but idk...look idk, i just, julie i do miss you. idk. more thoughts later sorry I'm getting worked up shshs

[brazenautomaton]

what the fuck is -- oh, oh God this is genius and I hate you so much for it

[astrovoidy]

i should've known it would be julius zie/zir

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: A Valentine?...Just For Me?...You Shouldn't Have...

[kemono-friend]

[citysunrise]

In honor of International Wrongful Conviction Day, sharing the link to Polygon's now 3 year-old charity stream for the Innocence Project. If you have a few dollars to spare, please consider sending them the Innocence Project's way!

[pityroad]

— Holes, Eileen Myles, from ‘I Must Be Living Twice, New & Selected Poems 1975-2014’

[void-flesh]

For Juneteenth consider donating to the The National Bail Fund Network.

[eternallovers65]

[cykelops]

people who don’t have boops on, I respect your peace but also picture me standing outside your blog scratching the door like a cat wanting to be let in

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

[girlstressed]

boop (have you eaten today? have you drank water? are you doing well? i love you. i wish you the best)

[ispyspookymansion]

[citysunrise]

I am so behind on replying to people due to big sick that I still haven't finished putting together christmas gifts so tldr if you are seeing this and I owe you a reply please know that I know and I will communicate when I feel well enough to do so! and I don't know when that is but I hope that it is soon and I am sorry for not replying yet!

[meme-conservation]

The Ides Of March

Conservation status: Least Concern

Classification: Non-native, non-invasive

This meme population has persisted in the pre-internet ecosystem since 44 BC, but for over a millennium the meme remained at very low population levels. Introduction to the theater habitats of England in approximately 1599 by an early meme ecologist (also notable for the introduction of such memes as Damned Spot and To Be Or Not To Be) caused a population boom that has led to the continued stable population of Ides of March despite the extinction or near extinction of the Ides of other months and all known Nones and Kalends.

The Ides Of March, like many other calendar memes such as April 25th (The Perfect Date), Thursday The 20th, and It's October 3rd, has a life cycle that can confuse amateur memeologists. These memes benefit greatly from the presence of scheduled posts in the ecosystem, appearing absent until their highly specific time, when the memes all bloom simultaneously and dominate the dashes of many users.