#dragged me

[sparklyslug]

Me: do I have something on my face? Why do I feel like I keep catching looks?

Pal: girl, you know you dress like a highlighter.

[mantraps]

apparently  my  mom  watches  d.ays  of  our  lives  and  knows  z.ach  tinker  from  his  role  as  sonny  so  i  said  i  had  a  crush  on  him  and  she  just  goes  “ oh  i  bet “

[yourefriction]

me: maybe so

husband: are you ever going to simply say “yes” or “no” or are you only going to say “maybe so”

[bijonse]

my therapist CLOCKED my ass today???

[zykovas]

I played DnD for the first time today and when the GM asked me to describe what casting Eldritch blast looks like I gave him a very detailed description and he went “…You write fanfiction don’t you?”

[sakuraluck]

I'm suffering and hungry

[disneydatass]

Not gonna lie I’m still completely shook from that colour horoscope…

[stars-kenobi]

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