Jun 7
Get a dragon girlfriend her favorite comfort food, pain killers, and a heating pad because the cramps have started.
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Get a dragon girlfriend her favorite comfort food, pain killers, and a heating pad because the cramps have started.
We as a society need more giant monster moms experiencing ‘I don’t know what I’m doing but I love you’ parenting. Just. Yes. All of that, please!
Normalize giant monster wives being distracted by domestic love!!! Have her hold a tiny tiny baby. Just a potat, so cute. Baby could fit in the palm of her hand!!!
Get a dragon girlfriend, it's the better hypoallergenic alternative to a cat girl since she flies and breathes fire.
Get a dragon girlfriend who wrestles with you to entice you into showing how strong you are and breeding the brat out of her.
Get a subby dragon girlfriend, she'll act proud and defiant in public but melt in your hands in private.
Get a dragon girlfriend that regularly makes nests in the bed out of all the blankets and pillows in the house.
Dragon girlfriend who loves swimming but all of the local pools kicked her out because she's so big she displaces all the water. Now the locals think there are mysterious monsters hiding in the lakes and rivers because she finds it fun scaring people.