Random Headcanon series #5
So a while back I said I will do some Modern AU! Monkey D. Dragon list of headcanons and I got pumped from seeing the new ask blog and it’s 2 am here, anyways here we go:
Oh yeah Note: I will prob share a lot of the same headcanons with @blenheims since we chat a lot about headcanons lmao:
Dragon owns a Radio station
He saved Sabo from a house fire and adopted him basically
He kinda adopted Koala because as well since she helps/works at the radio station
He is that kinda scary silent tall dude that accidentally intimates the shit out of other people but is actually pretty chill and nice
Luffy will never listen to his ass ever, so he kinda gave up at telling Luffy what to do
He will tell Sabo to tell Luffy something
I bet he is kinda book smart since he seems to know about things in One Piece and runs a fucking army
He also Never listens to Garp
Oh boy he was a handful when he was a kid
He would be a little shit to be a little shit
Was a police offer along with Garp but left
He caused nothing but trouble when he was a cadet
He prob would help Cora if his clumsy ass would fall and knock himself out
He annoyed the living hell out of Sengoku the chef
Sengoku retired as soon as he found out that Dragon had a kid, three Monkey D was too much for him
Garp seems like a father that will drag any of his immediate family to go work out at the gym with him, much to Dragon’s displeasure
I bet Dragon would do parkour over buildings like assassins fucking creed to get to his favorite food truck
Best friends with Iva and Kuma
He is pretty tall but some how he has found taller people and befriended them
Iva and Dragon baffle each from time to time
Can run the obstacle course faster than anyone, thanks to Garp’s training
btw is still the record holder for it
It’s like a weird cadet initiation to arrest Dragon at least once
He prob has done some weird shit when he was a cadet so he is kinda legend tho he was always called by a nick name or “I heard this one cadet did this_” so no one knows it was him
Prob has like a pet python or cat at his radio station
He HATES getting his hair cut so he avoids the hairdresser like the plague, Iva seems like the only one that has been successful at getting him to go
Prob has the random falls asleep anywhere, it’s kinda rare like Garp and Luffy tho
I bet he knows how to cook decently well since spending time with his mother when Garp was at work all the time
He probs is the one that shops for stuff in this house, since everyone else hates it and he is just kinda stuck with it, though he does take Iva tho
Needs about five cups of coffee a day to function
I bet his radio shows are interesting because all his friends and family are pretty interesting people and kinds just show up when ever the hell they want
Knows a lot of gossip but doesn’t tell anyone anything unless it’s an News worthy
Kinda just spaces out and stares at stuff when he is thinking
Prob knows a few languages
Him and his entire family fucking loves Soccer